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cue a * dramatic roll of his eyes, inked arm raising to wave the other off carelessly.
“ i don’t need to learn a second language to understand you. just gotta dumb myself down for that … ”
mumble grumble.
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The pirate sighs in disappointment.
“ Cmon, white boy, I thought hanging around with me so much would have made your Spanish a little better than THAT. That’s fucking embarrassing. „
A little giggle.
“ You didn’t pay attention in Spanish class, no Jason? „
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two sides of the same coin, birds of a feather, yin & yang … all of that bullshit. ha. yeah, right.
“ and yet, still waaaay better looking than you. what’s that say, huh, 𝘩𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑜 ? ”
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The two were truly the definition of the ‘they hate each other but they’re both the exact same person’ trope.
“ *I* look like shit? Hermano you look like a fucking pineapple with daddy issues. „