Stewy

Oh, you're tatted up?! You must not give a motherfuck!...

[Stewy @BIackStewie]

Light skin girls be swearing that's their "brother", but will go home and fuck him.”

[Stewy @BIackStewie]

Black people are the only race, that have races inside their race.

[Stewy @BIackStewie]

Ask a lightskin girl da capital of France watch her brain buffer, ask her about insta filters watch her list dem like the childhood abc song

[Stewy @BIackStewie]

I know sex, how to sex, keep a sex, dumb ass sex, like you sex, busy for sex, 15 seconds sex. Read again without sex..

[Stewy @BIackStewie]

When girls hack a friend account: "I love you bitch!" When boys hack a friend account: "I LOVE DICK IN MY MOUTH!"

[Stewy @BIackStewie]

I named my penis Attention, because we all know how much women love fucking attention.

[Stewy @BIackStewie]

Hoes Went From "Duck Duck Goose" To "Fuck Fuck Loose" "From Ring Around A Roise " To " Fuckin All Da Homies

[Stewy @BIackStewie]

*Police pulls me over* Police: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: "Because you were bored and wanted someone to talk to?"

[Stewy @BIackStewie]

*At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends." *When I go out* "I want to go home, I hate people."

[Stewy @BIackStewie]

*High AF in a restaurant* Waitress: Would you like soup or salad? Me: What the f*ck is a super salad?

[Stewy @BIackStewie]

this Google Glasses Memes its fucking funny, CHECK OUT MY LAST TWEET.