The Bible of Bobby

This account gives daily quotes from the Bible of Bobby. American made and Americans is what it's for.
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[The Bible of Bobby @BIbleOfBobby]

From the gospel of Danner, 16:7 "Bruh, I say to you, for if a man does not have an anime PFP of a girl, he is not allowed to hold an opinion."

[The Bible of Bobby @BIbleOfBobby]

A reading from the letter of Bobbus to the Karens 5:10-12 "Thus I say to you, do not wear a mask, it hurts the breath of stupid within you. It also helps people live, which is against the will of Bobby."

[The Bible of Bobby @BIbleOfBobby]

From the gospel of Thomas 13:4-6 "`What is the worst sin Bobby?` asked an idiot. Bobby would explain by saying, `In fact, you asking me that question was the worst sin, idiot.` He then proceeded to piss the idiots pants."

[The Bible of Bobby @BIbleOfBobby]

From the gospel of Robertus 3:2-3 "`Hey Bobby, why are so many people named after Robert, or the German nickname to that of Bobby?` Bobby then replied with, `In the name of Bruh, stop being a smartass David.`"

[The Bible of Bobby @BIbleOfBobby]

From the letters to the idots 12:12-13 "`Brothers and women, if you are stupid, stop fusking asking me if you can borrow my notes. Just shut up and stop being dumb.`"

[The Bible of Bobby @BIbleOfBobby]

From the book of gay 4:6-9 "`To be you must be. To be gay, you must suck Dave's thicc ass. I'm not gay because I only want to suck his dick.` He then went on to call thousands gay."

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From the book of law? 12:1"`These shall be commanded on the day of Bobby, Thus says the lord, ``If thy must go to the bathroom, it is deemed not gay, in emergency situations, for a man to piss in another mans mouth for him to swallow.```"

[The Bible of Bobby @BIbleOfBobby]

From the prophet of Dannus 3:7-10 "`To all who wonder what Bobby will reveal, he will reveal the unthinkable. Bobby will fill you with knowledge to answers the questions. Pee is to cum as poop is to ? Bobby will answer the thinker questions such as that.`"

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This comes from the book of teachings 12:10 "`You know, we used to call them Begros, yes, in fact Biggers.` A teacher once stated to his followers. Then a man who said the N-word proceeded to fire the teacher."

[The Bible of Bobby @BIbleOfBobby]

From the gospel of Thomas 6:9 "`I'm the Wenus man, and I just pissed my pants.`"

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From the book of idiotism 13:1-2 "This is such to be the laws, in which here is thy first one of idiotism:`If there is a criminal in a large group of criminals, then the whole group is criminals.`"

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From the book of gamers 10:5-7"`Yo guys, what the deal with C3-PE?` the mistakes man asked. Then, the smarter stated, `It's C3-PO! Not C3-PE!` The world then didn't care because this conversation was idiotic."

[The Bible of Bobby @BIbleOfBobby]

From the book of idiotism 10:2-4 "The smartest man in the world once used all of his intelligence to make the perfect law. Standing over the crowd, he stated, `Men and women, of this day a law is born: All babies who are stupid idiot babies will be thrown into the fucking ocean."

[The Bible of Bobby @BIbleOfBobby]

From the book of menisum 18:22-24"The wenius men, while being persecuted, cried out many times` If men aren't persecuted, than why am I being persecuted?` Men would reply in anger at the state.`"

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From the gospel of Danner 18:5-7"The council in trying to test Bobby asked,`What is a pay to win game?` He answer would be, `Not only is it games you pay to get a higher stance, but it is also games you must pay to play.`"

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From the act of Rusties 4:4-6"The rusties found a paper on the ground, reading, `Hey, it's me, Bobby. Look, I'm just gonna say if you take my shit, that's gay. So, Restius Rustie is gonna have to die.`"

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From the letters to the poors 5:3-5"If thy wishes to become rich, he must join upon NeutraBoom for 1000 dollars and then recruit two others. This will give you a steady flow of cash. The more you recruit, the more you get."

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From the gospel of Robert6:7-10 "`Thomas, I require a calendar to update the time.` Thomas then replied to Bobby with, `Bruh, it's 0AD, calendars weren't invented until a thousand years.` Bobby then said, `Oh shit, you right.`"

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From the prophet of Bobius 5:12-16"`You are not pro by killing a noob. A only good hacker is one who is cool. You are not special by going on a website and copying and pasting a few lines of code. Repent these lines and you, a solemn hacker, will be sent into Bobby's house.`"

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From the book of Economic Affirmation 10:1-3"If thy person wishes to be most effective, he must be smart. For a good company, do not go to the bathroom, use an undercover potty machine to hide when you go. This shall improve times up to 15 minutes for each individual."