Jos Driessen

My passion is to take companies to the next level by challenging experts and influencing decision makers.

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

Tesla still no FSD.
After almost 10 years driving in my Tesla 3, delivered with an FSD promise payed 8000 euros, still no FSD for this car. I thought, that’s something to message Musk about. But he has a closed inbox not accessible for me.
Maybe this will reach him somehow.

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

@elonmuskTN Missing 33, 88 and 70.
With a duplicate for 78.

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

@Matt_Pinner Answer is 16.
There are some wrong answers depicted.
But normal math still applies.

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

@TheTeslaLife

#TESLA: what’s this?
On TESLA google maps it shows: Albert Hein Jan Linders. In reflection??
On normal google maps it shows: AH Koutenveld.
Is this a joke?

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

@elonmusk
I ordered a Model 3 in the Netherlands and I’m expecting delivery on 30 march. I need to know my licence plate ID to finalise my financial contract but your delivery team is not reachable for days now.
Result: I can't pay and will not get delivery in first quarter.

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

#sandd levert post van de buren bij ons af. De buren wonen 100m hoger op de berg. Na klacht vinden we post in de tuin.

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

Preparing for my presentation @TDWI in München.

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

https://t.co/r0XITIY1MK

[WhereScape @wherescape]

A great event, and a great audience. Interesting reactions and questions... https://t.co/VMO05pwKJX

[Adept Events @AdeptEventsNL]

Agile Data Warehouse & DWH Automation w/ Jos Driessen at #DWBIsummit, Amsterdam March 28 @BIdemystified @wherescape https://t.co/u537mtXzal

[Ashley Sass @ashsass]

@BIdemystified - how does complexity help drive agile data warehousing. Jos Driessen will discuss @dwbisummit on March 29th in Amsterdam

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

I just published my website. Please tell me what you think. https://t.co/NzT80lD2QK

[WhereScape @wherescape]

Company and industry veteran Mark Budzinski replaces founder Michael Whitehead as the new CEO of WhereScape. https://t.co/OMCu3c0cAD

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

Yesterday @qnh_nl arranged an event about cancer treatment and big data. It was an honor to be a speaker amongst professors and doctors.

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

Yes, I'm a top-notch BI expert. But I'm also an enterprise architect. Talked to Sioux about IOT, OLTP and BI. Do you need help? Contact me.

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

We could learn how to optimise public transport.
During testdrive WhereScape we showed London @dlinstedt.
Maybe they could learn from us?

[WhereScape @wherescape]

London Test Drive: Data Warehouses built and now onto the Seminar sessions with @BIdemystified @SmithWilliamson

[WhereScape @wherescape]

Another day another Test Drive! Oslo today, what a great venue - Oslo Opera house. Thanks to all our partners @knowitab @Teradata @Affecto

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

Saying goodbye to Oslo after 3 days WhereScape test drive. Ps: the weather was much nicer than you would expect.

[Jos Driessen @BIdemystified]

Is it a plane? Is it a bar? No, it's a train in Stockholm. I'm on my way to Oslo now. For the third WhereScape test drive in a row.