Brandon Calvillo

Business Contact: [email protected] Buy my book “The Haystack” here⬇️⬇️⬇️

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“Lies We Told”, a short film I wrote & directed, is up now on YouTube

Watch here:
https://t.co/1iwe60ma0O

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The guy who leaked the GTA 6 trailer

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People don’t understand how INSANE this was to watch live.

I saw it with a group of 10 people who all liked to comment and make jokes while watching TV, but while we watched Ozymandias it was just stunned silence intermittently disrupted by GENUINE gasps. Masterpiece of TV.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

10 years ago today, the ‘BREAKING BAD’ episode “Ozymandias”, directed by Rian Johnson, was released.

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Me: “Mom can we get McDonald’s?”

Mom: “No we have food at home.”

Me:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 Donald Trump’s mugshot has been released.

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RELEASE THE GERWIG CUT

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A fart opera was cut from the middle of #Barbie after it wasn’t received how Greta Gerwig hoped during test screenings:

“I thought it was really funny. And that was not the consensus.”

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What stage of capitalism is this?

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Los Angeles is now considering charging drivers to use the freeway.

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I was just trying to swim

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I just hope somehow this success leads to a studio green lighting a Fortnite movie just for it to be the worst fucking thing ever.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE’ has passed $800M worldwide.

Read our review: https://t.co/4Bxh7jIQLd

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Serious question: Who the fuck buys these magazines at the grocery story? Has anyone ever seen a SINGLE person pick one up at check out and actually buy one? Because I have NEVER. How are they still in print? I don’t understand.

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My 6 year old niece lost her tooth and told me the tooth fairy gave her 20 dollars and my immediate question was “after taxes?”

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In my anarchist era

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“You know what? You’re a real motherfucker!”

Sigmund Freud: *sighs “I wish”

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BRENDAN FRASER LETS FUCKING GO

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Last nights episode of The Last of Us was incredible and proof that sometimes it’s good to deviate from the source material as long as you have an even more compelling, powerful story to tell. This show rules. #TheLastOfUs

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My spidey sense is tingling

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S’all good, man.

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The theater is my church and this is my pastor

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@YouTube hi so I received a bonus from you guys from the shorts program back in august and for some reason it hasn’t been added to my Adsense. I think someone there told me I’d get it September 20th but I haven’t seen it. Wondering what to do in order to claim it.

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@YouTube hi so I received a bonus from you guys from the shorts program and for some reason it hasn’t been added to my Adsense. Wondering what to do in order to claim it.

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I turn 28 in 16 days.

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Still believing this is the greatest country on earth should be considered a mental illness at this point.