Brendan J. Evanoff

Dilly Dilly, Re-retired D3 Cougz Grocery Stick, Shrek Enthusiast

[Brendan J. Evanoff @BJEvanoff]

https://t.co/aAJrViM4Uk

[Brendan J. Evanoff @BJEvanoff]

@Battlefield Could you guys please send me a key? 🥺

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

This setup. 🤌

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨JUST IN: AUTHORITIES HAVE STARTED TO GREASE THE POLES ALL OVER THE STREETS OF PHILADELPHIA.

If the #Eagles win the Super Bowl tonight, they are preparing for a legendary street party.

👀👀👀

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

PICTURED: Current record-holder for most shootout goals in NHL history. 🎬

[Champagne Athletics @champletics]

Wings have won 7 straight for the second time in the ToddFather’s 20 game tenure and complete their first 4-game road trip sweep since 1996 #LGRW

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Pat Kane is good I don’t know why I don’t tweet more about this guy

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

PATRICK KANE NOW HOLDS THE MOST SHOOTOUT GOALS IN NHL HISTORY RECORD‼️

…and the Wings are on a SEVEN game heater🔥

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

SHOWTIME?!

SHOWTIME.

[Yegor Sharangovich replaced Breadman @FierySharky]

Jacob Trouba finally said what everyone is thinking 🤭 #NYR

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

🍑 Why is everyone suddenly obsessed with posting peaches? Well, it’s that special time of year again—‘Destroy Your Anus with Gas Pump Nozzles’ Awareness Day.

Now, let’s delve into the bizarre science of this day. When your colon encounters gasoline, it’s not just a standard Tuesday taco night aftermath. Gasoline, being a robust solvent, starts a chaotic tango with the mucosal lining, disrupting the intestinal peace and potentially leading to some, let’s say, explosive results.

So, while you’re out there sharing peach emojis, remember the havoc that could be wreaked within your nether regions by a rogue gas pump nozzle.

Stay safe, stay informed, and please also post a peach to make people aware of the dangers of gasoline inside your pooper.

[Winged Wheel Podcast @WingedWheelPod]

LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND LUCAS RAYMOND #LGRW

[Lucas Tucker @btwnthelegsTuck]

Tapped in @heatdaddy69420

[Don LaPorte Jr. @don_lap15]

Happened right in front of us! #LGRW #Detroit #RedWings @RyanHanaWWP @BradKrysko @HockeytownEvan @WingedWheelPod

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

THAT'S SHOWTIME BABY!!!

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

🕺

[Brendan J. Evanoff @BJEvanoff]

If you don’t love Jake Walman you’re wrong.

[Winged Wheel Podcast @WingedWheelPod]

Jake Walman loves Hockeytown, and Hockeytown loves Jake Walman. ❤️ #LGRW

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

COME FOR THE GAME-WINNER
STAY FOR THE CELLY 🕺

#EasyToCelebrate x #LGRW