Official Government of Blocky Japan

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT NUMBERS!!

Official BJ Government
508-690-6143

BJ Fire, Swat, and Police Station
1-887-772-7377

Town Hall
719-266-2837

Mizuki High
618-625-8313

Navi
701-347-1936

Baul Plart (just for funsies)
1-319-527-2680

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@Yoda36048280 @thebestmallcop @Chabashiranya We are looking into it. Tenko is currently residing in a hidden area that Baul will never find her at.

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@MushyParson Oh. Hmm.

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT NUMBERS!!

Official BJ Government
508-690-6143

BJ Fire, Swat, and Police Station
1-887-772-7377

Town Hall
719-266-2837

Mizuki High
618-625-8313

Navi
701-347-1936

Baul Plart (just for funsies)
1-319-527-2680

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@MushyParson How so?

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@thebestmallcop @Chabashiranya Isn't this pedophilia?

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@MushyParson @Chabashiranya GET BACK DEMON OF HELL WE DONT STAN THE STRAIGHTS HERE GET BACK!!

Ahem, sorry my assistant took over there. We will investigate. Thank you!

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@MushyParson Yes, sadly. The official Blocky Japan government does not hire the teachers though. Chewbacca did.

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@MushyParson Well you have Navi for counseling and for injuries.. The faceless nurse. If anything goes wrong here is the number to contact us. We will compensate.

778-330-2389 don't hesitate to call

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@NaviCounsels @MushyParson God you are annoying, these poor kids.

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@thebestmallcop @MushyParson Threatening to murder children now? This is why we are after you. You can't keep running forever.

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

Update: Thanks to an anonymous caller, We have video proof of someone stalking @MushyParson. We have a request for her and her neighbors; @bumhcney, @LukieRP, and shelbie bum to get in contact with us and we will figure out a new housing situation for all of you. Stay safe!!

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

Along with @thebestmallcop being a fraud, we have suspicions that someone in Lavendale is a murderer. We will update you on more soon, but take care and be safe. We at the office would appreciate anyone who has evidence to come forward and help us. Lock your doors and windows.

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

We will think about it and see what we can do, sir.

[Yoda @Yoda36048280]

You know what, they should give tax cuts to the 1%

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@MushyParson Alright, well we can't do much until we catch him. Thank you so much. We are working as hard as possible to capture him.

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

Attention citizens of Lavendale, Blocky Japan. It has come to our attention that a man named Paul Blart has been threatening the community and spreading lies to all of the citizens there. Paul Blart is not who he says he is. That is an imposter, we have the real Paul Blart here.

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@Chabashiranya Don't be afraid, you are safe. Please report any sightings of Baul and stay away from him.

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@Chabashiranya Baul is a danger to society, please stear away from him.

[Official Government of Blocky Japan @BJGovernment]

@MushyParson Thank you so much for this information, ma'am. Also please let us know if Baul has caused you any distress, you are entitled to free therapy from Navi.