Brad

They didn’t pick me to be Speaker of The House

[Brad @BJ_513]

@MLBHR American Shohei, counts.

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

This enterprising pitbull has come up with new and innovative ways to kill his owner

[Brad @BJ_513]

@DanielDefense Includes a sticker in the box

[Baseball Scouting @BSBSCOUT]

First pitch in MLB history with a woman behind home plate is a blown call.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

"And Pedro Pascal isn't in this movie."

Ok I'm sold I'll watch your movie

[Brad @BJ_513]

Ozuna from the Reds

[Mr. RedDey @UDCincyFan]

The Cincinnati Reds are targeting Marcell Ozuna at the trade deadline, per sources.

Ozuna would add some much needed power in the middle of the lineup. Likely serving as the designated hitter.

[Fifth Gear @NotFifthGear]

It's not even close

[Prussian Blues Traveler @NWordBiden]

Neon buildings must go so hard if you’re the first person in your family to see a toilet

[Keith Woods @KeithWoodsYT]

"My generation survived the Cold War"

"What happened?"

"Nothing"

[TheSandalorian @the_sandalorian]

How does one go about acquiring one of the fake jobs that probably pays stupid well. Asking for a friend.

Me I’m the friend

[Samuel Jibby, CFA @ACC_Ball_Rules]

NASA just revealed a heaven-like planet where you drink a beer on a boat. They’re calling it Earth.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

“What if we put strip malls and endless cul-de-sacs here?”

[The Orchard Keeper @keeper_orchard]

Mood:

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Ratio

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>claims he’s based
>wants to sell our nature to China and Blackrock

Unironic press S to spit

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

3x All-Star, Sean Casey, makes his debut in the all yellows tonight with Danny Graves in the booth for his at bat😎

[Brad @BJ_513]

Squirrels have chewed through the wires of my Christmas lights the last three years and I’ve been considering a similar response

[Sage Actual @SageDynamics]

Squirrels did over 1K damage to the wiring in my truck, so, you know, it’s war now. I blame Ford for their new “organic” wire coating that these little assholes find delicious.

[ESPN @espn]

WRIGHT STATE ELIMINATES NO. 1 OVERALL SEED VANDERBILT IN THE REGIONAL 😱

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

@ us next time...

also, we honestly didn’t know you were still open. congrats!

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

How am I supposed to work when the bar down the street is selling domestic beer pitchers for $3.50 and it’s 80 degrees outside