Brando

whatever forever

[julia @juumelo_]

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Thank you, @DangeRussWilson.

[redbird1223 @reduzivert9]

2026 Seattle Mariners

[Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving]

FOH

[Mr. Rager @SeattleRager]

My 2026 Seattle Mariners predictions:
- They will play baseball
- I will have fun
- Beer

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

I think what a lot of you libtards don’t understand is that he didn’t want war, he was blackmailed into it because he is a child molester.

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

yeah i like nooks. cranny’s too

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Pam Bondi appears to have just committed a federal crime by lying under oath.

@tedlieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.

[Grey Zabel @GreyZabel]

Bad night to be a Busch Light…. #victorybeers 😎

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

I’d rather go to hell than go to Gene Steratore

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe

[seth @sethsetse]

“hey, just following up on this”

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don’t know

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

a white boy in motion stays in motion

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling