BJ Cool Moose

There are ultimately some laws when you're drinking LaCroix

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@Brammflakes @WARDOGS Please fix the keybinding issues where you can't actually rebind certain things off of some buttons like mouse 2, etc. Cripples like me are sad

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@playnewworld Pros: You can walk around in just booty shorts now

Cons: All other fun ruined

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Movie trivia clickbait YouTube videos are like: "This actress went to a petting zoo once as a child, so in this scene when she looks at the donkey, it's actually more real than you thought."

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@synthandlasers @SennheiserUSA These ain't no joke: https://t.co/aG6GnM7Jq8

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The stupidest thing @EpicGames has ever done. Look at these fuckin' dipshits. I hope all your dicks get stuck in Legos.

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@synthandlasers My cat doesn’t even have water to drink SHANE

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I hate it when a character in Stardew Valley judges you for digging in the trash. LISTEN PAL, I’M HALF DEAD FROM SOME BLOB I RAN INTO IN THE MINE AND I JUST SPENT MY LIFE SAVINGS ON CRANBERRY SEEDS HELL YEAH I’M DIGGIN THROUGH TRASH have you tried minding your GODAMN BUSINESS

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@synthandlasers Piece of shit thumbing his nose at people below the poverty line trying to feed their goddamn family

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@synthandlasers Tonight I literally said out loud, by myself, “Yuck? Yuck? How about you go fucking yuck yourself SHANE”

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It’s Twisted Tea for my family

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It’s not over for @realDonaldTrump ! Onto the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott Total Landscaping!

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I’m really glad that ⁦@joshuagates⁩ is getting back out into the field because this quarantine hair has got to go #ExpeditionX #JoshGatesTonight

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@SenJoniErnst People can’t even get into them any other day, so does it really fucking matter?

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@MidnightMinute0 Feel better!

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@realDonaldTrump You’re fired

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@RoJoHen I'm posting this on facebook for my grandparents to forward

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@synthandlasers And here are those beautiful kicks

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Right now Pence is asking his wife and Jesus for forgiveness for being alone with that fly

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Economic hottake: 50 Cent’s first album “Get Rich Or Die Tryin’” was released in 2003. If he kept up with inflation, he would be 71 Cent.

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@RoJoHen Buy stonks?