Blain Harpstrite

it be like that sometimes

[I am @mackio_]

America is terrifying.

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.

If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

someone please tell leo dicaprio we’re only open 24 hours

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Vern Buchanan had over $2.3 million in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/bXpwJlWRm4

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Mike Kelly had $987,237 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/Syb5Oe8gDG

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri]

Rep. Jim McGovern, D-Mass., on the Justices on the Supreme Court:

[Jon Bershad @JonBershad]

“We can’t ban guns. People will just get them illegally.”
- a person fine with banning abortions

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

The halftime show should be a battle to the death between Kanye and Pete Davidson

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Six more weeks of flavor

[nateo baggins @natetella]

I'm about to save spiderman

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[™ @bash18c]

Y’all keep rapping and we need plumbers

[Ford Motor Company @Ford]

We’ve been trying to get you all comfortable with EVs for a while now, but maybe we were just speaking the wrong language.

A THREAD 🧵

[Axios @axios]

Wisconsin's Democratic Gov. Tony Evers, up for re-election next year, today vetoed five anti-abortions bills passed by the GOP-controlled state legislature.

https://t.co/s5goeWYAHU

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

At least 50% of my tweets were made on a porcelain throne

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

In fairness, my mom uses my OnlyFans account.