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Happy New Year Benders!

I’ve got to continue teaching my kid and family that you can live a normal life without looking at your phones every 10 seconds but I’ll be back when I’ve learned them good and proper. I also realise I’ve left the best Twitter community. See you in 2021!

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@StickboyBKK @bkkjdawg @CraigsterThe @AdamBeechinor @iamKohChang @StickboyBangkok Didn’t we have this conversation before and someone, probably what’s his name? Said that the numbers were because of the factory it was brewed in. I probably said that Buckfast bottles were also numbered 1 to 24. Theory was they got you more fucked but factory makes more sense.

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@AdamBeechinor @CraigsterThe @bkksomchai ...her hair

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@oilinki @howsshebeen Underrated comment.

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@nypost at least he's not following and liking little boys.

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@AdamBeechinor Why do you guys always make me point out the shitty stuff.

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@AdamBeechinor Look how fat his thumb is.

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@ThatDaengSauce @CraigsterThe @Beth67615000 Don’t stick up for him!

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@FloridaManSiam @bangkok_pat @NeilShelley How good is the other baked stuff in that 7? The one next to my house are nailing all the other baked goods. I would have taken that back and made them prostrate on the floor for forgiveness.

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@FloridaManSiam @AdamBeechinor @NeilShelley @CraigsterThe I actually really like it. I’ve been scared to say this as you lot bag it so much but it feels good to get it off my chest. 😂

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@FloridaManSiam @NeilShelley Jesus that looks horrendous

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@bangkok_pat Doi khum ketchup is better than both

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@bkksomchai Looks like it got me.

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@bkksomchai Oh right I thought Twitter had added it to your tweet.

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@bkksomchai Who are the ‘official sources’ disputing this?

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@bkksomchai Yes they are supposed to ‘swing the wrong way’. Interesting fact. This car’s popularity among swingers led to the owners club coining the term ‘fisting’ in the early 70s.

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@CraigsterThe 8/10. You lost marks for construction there craigster. Would have been 10/10 if you’d sliced them length ways and arranged 4 pieces on one bread to make a sandwich.

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@PeterMayneMusic @CraigsterThe @ExpatDanBKK A lot of people say they move here the beaches, weather, food and women. I moved here to be taller than everyone else.

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@CraigsterThe @PeterMayneMusic @ExpatDanBKK I know it was a shock to me too! I towered over him at five foot 12!

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@PeterMayneMusic @CraigsterThe @ExpatDanBKK It’s quite a shock when you meet him because he’s only just a bit over five feet tall. It must be an army nickname.

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@oilinki Can you imagine getting hit by it? You’d probably have to go to hospital but you’d have unbelievable luck!

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Look at the size of that bird shit!!!