Matthew Robinson

Your number has come up and it sure as hell ain't no lucky one son

[Matthew Robinson @BK_Robinson]

@illanthropybass Went to the Asheville show. 10/10 recommend.

[mark normand @marknorm]

A lot of people don't like the idea of abortion. I don't like the idea of a lot of people having kids

[Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy]

Today must’ve been a wild day for Jesus. He’s legit dead rn sitting in the tomb like “can’t wait to see how many haters say it’s fake tmrw”

[NFL @NFL]

When Khalil Mack comes around the edge: 😨😨😨

Two #TNF sacks for the star pass-rusher!

@ChicagoBears | #DaBears

[Rachel Nichols @Rachel__Nichols]

Doc Rivers: “My dad was a cop. I believe in good cops. We’re not trying to defund them and take all their money away. We’re trying to get them to protect us, just like they protect everybody else.”

[Matthew Robinson @BK_Robinson]

@illanthropybass Brrrrr

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

People of America. Is everything OK? Because from where I’m sitting, it looks like you’ve all taken leave of your senses.

[matt @ohnoitmatt]

i cant stop thinking about this video of a pufferfish eating a carrot ive thought about it non stop for like 3 days now

[Scottish Banter @ScottishBantrr]

WIT 😂 https://t.co/LImj9mo5fb

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

My mum has an aim like this 😂 https://t.co/df00oFHZIq

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

I didn’t know humans were capable of jumping this high

[Matthew Robinson @BK_Robinson]

@louieloulouis96 Did someone say it's high noon?

[Louis Constante @louieloulouis96]

This is my feral cat friend Jack Links. Named for his love of beef jerky.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Alabama: hmmm. Looks like today it’s not just ol’ Neil who’s putting them down.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Bad news - The Mueller report is just a handwritten script for Space Jam 2

Good news - Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan fuck

[Matthew Robinson @BK_Robinson]

@louieloulouis96 Fuckin same boio

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

Doctors do not terminate fetuses past 24 weeks gestational age weighing more than 1.1 pounds unless there is a severe abnormality incompatible with life. Any fetus that can survive on its own outside the womb is always given the best medical care. We do not commit infanticide.

[Texas 🤘🏽 Boy @FlyAir4]

Lmfao y’all look this shit, I was leaving the gym after this bruh!

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

POTUS you heartless scumbag,are you listening to the devastation you are causing hundreds of thousands of Americans with you little Nazi ethnic cleansing stunt at the border?Are you watching how UNsafe this nation has become with your fake crisis?There is NO human lower than you.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @realDonaldTrump: You didn't serve. For those of us who did, we didn't give a sh*t which politicians our commanders loved. We cared if they could lead & execute the mission.

Stop disrespecting military veterans because they disagree with you. It's unpatriotic & unAmerican.