Brooke Krizbai

[Oxford Police Department @OxfordPolice]

The feeling when you drive from one side of Jackson Ave to the the other and catch all green lights. #beatingtheodds

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I hope tonight's the night when we'll finally see a presidential candidate make the jerk-off motion while the other candidate is speaking.

[Oxford Police Department @OxfordPolice]

We are fresh out of magnifying glasses. Maybe @Sherlock221B can help you out. https://t.co/KbbzEfjdT3

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The Kauai Humane Society lets tourists adopt a dog for a day—the dogs can go for adventures and be seen by a locals who could adopt them.

[Fred D. Nettles, MA @FredNetSports]

Dear Ole Miss Students who brought the state flag to the student section,

You DO realize that gesture made OM look worse,not better. Right?

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Two children have been diagnosed with polio paralysis in Nigeria. https://t.co/PEqlW54XaQ

[Brooke Krizbai @BKrizbai]

@OxfordPolice thank you for helping! They came and paid the bill.

[Not Ole Miss Problems @OleMissNoProb]

The heat outside has me like https://t.co/nsYoufVjhV

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Cats just being cats all around the world. https://t.co/uSAMu5S0iY

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.

[Hotty Toddy News @HottyToddyNews]

Alumni honor former Chancellor Robert Khayat!

[Hotty Toddy News @HottyToddyNews]

Alumni honor Robert Khayat. @hottytoddynews #hottytoddynews https://t.co/nX9olgKJTE

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Behold, the trailer for Sausage Party!!!https://t.co/GmioRrLYff