B-Ry

Michigan State graduate, pun lover

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Every year my March Madness attitude goes from "Yay, I picked the right teams for once" to "I hope everyone else just crash and burns like I just did" real quick.

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Disappointed in myself that I didn't grab Rumple Minze before this blizzard. What am I supposed to put in my hot chocolate?!?!

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Student: “Hey mister, I can see you’re starting to grow a beard… it looks disturbing”
#Thankyou?

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Turns out I can hear DJ Snake at Breakaway GR from my house!

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Somewhere in my neighborhood someone is blaring house music. My question is where was my invite?

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So overall, not too bad in my opinion

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After a CRAZY past few days
- Got offered a new job
- Negotiated more pay and a schedule I want at current job (so I can just copy/paste last year material)
- Turned down new job
- Got declined other new job
- Was told they were going to hang onto my resume for future openings

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Me at restaurant: “Hi, I’ll have the ___. Thank you!”
Waiter/res: brings completely wrong thing.
Me: “Actually I ordered the ___, but that’s ok I’ll eat this.”
Waiter/res: “My mistake! I can take it back and…”
Me: “No, it’s fine! I’ll eat it.”
Me: Tips 35%

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So I come home to the wires for my internet ripped from the telephone pole and dangling in front of my house. #lifesgreat

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Whelp, today I tossed a ball to a student and accidentally hit another kid in the face. #teacheroftheyear

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I don’t care about my bracket anymore, a 15 seed upsetting a 2 seed is something to cheer for especially when it’s Kentucky!

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So tomorrow my school is officially dropping it’s mask policy. For most of my students (who choose to no longer wear a mask) this will be the first time I see their whole face. I have a feeling I won’t recognize them and ask them to cover their mouth and nose just to id them.

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@MaggieMikus Never

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Student 1: "Mr. K, do you have a Valentine?"
Me: **no response**
S2: "Doesn't he have a wife?"
Me: **still no response**
S3: "No, he's not married!"
S1: "We need to get you a wife, Mr. K"
Me: **still no response**

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That was it? I want more

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Today a student asked me “Hey Mr. K, do you think I should sell drugs?” Then proceeded to draw a graph of how he would go about this and his profit margins.

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So I'm doing something I've never done in my 7 years of teaching; I am taking a personal day to do nothing. This was, of course, after asking my boss if it wasn't too much of a burden to them.

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This morning I thought to myself, “maybe I should just call in and take a mental break day.”
5 minutes before the school day started I broke up a fight.
I was correct and should have called in. #Dying #CanIGoHomeNow

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I'm so close with having a working bathroom sink! Just need to silicone some things and maybe get a new water hose and we will be all set! #DIYBry

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@D_RayMSU Glad you were wrong