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taken & they are crazy please dont play • 🏳️‍⚧️

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[marlowe @mamaprnce]

Puppyboys who express themselves with their mouths. Happy? BITE (but with wagging tail). Upset? BITE (but with flat ears). Needy? BITE (but with pleading eyes). Trying to train them to at least lick instead.. cuz ever since you got it, you've just been covered in bite marks -_-

[⁉️🚹🔞 @BL00DBVTH]

@ganseyyiii ngl thought you were talking about a pap smear for a split second😭

[victoria @vicjokerera]

caleb is so fucking funny man

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

How I sleep at night knowing I never once voted for that fat orange pedophile

[Trucker Fren @frenbilt]

FLOCK CAMERAS — NO DIFFERENT THAN A STALKER STANDING ON EVERY CORNER PHOTOGRAPHING THE MOVEMENT OF CHILDREN

SHUT IT DOWN!

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

No guys it's fine, Flock cameras only read license plates, it's just normal traffic control, stop being so paranoid

Anyway here's one on a bike path

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

we all can settle this one

[Braxeo @Braxeo]

I do not agree with you

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[⁉️🚹🔞 @BL00DBVTH]

Ilya to Shane

[Bishop 🌲🍩🐞 @pineyyote]

petplay except you’re doing a task that requires 0 dogs and i’m constantly getting in your way

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

it’s like Mamdani is throwing a pizza and ice cream party for NYC, and the rest of us are stuck watching because our parents didn’t want to chip in.

[⁉️🚹🔞 @BL00DBVTH]

@mamaprnce "reduce white point" works WONDERS

[⁉️🚹🔞 @BL00DBVTH]

@canine_teeth7 @Fantasticocks1 has strokers for trans guys that you can put a bullet vibe in the end to create suction, shit will change your life trust. also really not a bad price for good quality toys and really cool customization options.

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water