BankersLife Fieldhse

This account is pure satire and is not associated with Bankers Life, the Pacers, or any other organization/entity.

[BankersLife Fieldhse @BLFieldhouse]

@Hdtvxpert Sorry, it's depreciation built into the cost of food. It's the Bankers' way. Did they waive the $7 Food Return Fee?

[BankersLife Fieldhse @BLFieldhouse]

We think @TurnerSportsEJ should be selling popcorn in that outfit. That, or judging a spelling bee. #FanNight

[BankersLife Fieldhse @BLFieldhouse]

It appears the Vermillion 4 are not available, our apologies. Dave's cousin's jazz trio The Burgundy 3 will perform in their place.

[BankersLife Fieldhse @BLFieldhouse]

Due to circumstances beyond our control Maroon 5 will not be performing on the 28th. Local cover band The Vermillion 4 will perform instead.

[Scott Swan @ScottWTHR]

Financial wellness at any age. One of my favorite people @PeteThePlanner is LIVE in studio to talk about his new book series. 12pm. #WTHR

[ComicBook.com @ComicBook]

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[John K. Galbraith @JohnK_Galbraith]

Bankers think that they can measure human happiness by measuring consumer sentiment, but human beings are far more than mere consumers.

[BankersLife Fieldhse @BLFieldhouse]

It's that time of year - any chance we hear a rendition of "D!ck in a Box" from @jtimberlake tomorrow?

[John K. Galbraith @JohnK_Galbraith]

Wall Street traders destroy the lives of human beings across the world, with their goal of increasing the concentration of ownership.

[BankersLife Fieldhse @BLFieldhouse]

A quick shout-out to all you taxpayers out there. Thanks for the beachfront property! #thuglife #bankerslife http://t.co/mNHdWWJXEG

[John K. Galbraith @JohnK_Galbraith]

The upper class uses the stock market to speculate on the lives of the people in the same way that farmers speculate on livestock.

[Brass Flamingo @Brass_Flamingo]

Make every #Monday your night out! $12 #LapDances ALL NIGHT! Beginning September 5th, @Brass_Flamingo Open until 4am every Thurs-Sat nites.

[Ads Brainwash You @HowAdsBrainwash]

by making you long for a life in which you can 'buy whatever you want'.

[Brass Flamingo @Brass_Flamingo]

Today's show #IndysHottestShowclub is underway! $12 #PrivateLapDances until 2pm, Every Day! @Brass_Flamingo http://t.co/iy4Wh5dy5L

[John K. Galbraith @JohnK_Galbraith]

The stock market is used to control the people by turning human creativity into a mere catalyst for improved stock performance.

[Ads Brainwash You @HowAdsBrainwash]

by incessantly showing you a fake world in which everyone is happy and satisfied.

[Brass Flamingo @Brass_Flamingo]

#GenConIndy2013 & #MotoGP @IMS ALL this weekend. Join us before & after all your fun! http://t.co/iy4Wh5dy5L

[BankersLife Fieldhse @BLFieldhouse]

We've set up a Liberty Reserve-style point system for the team. Based on our exchange rate, 1 NBA point = 3 BLF points. Guaranteed win!

[BankersLife Fieldhse @BLFieldhouse]

Called in a favor at the IRS: a name change on his 1040 means Carmelo "Tea Party" Anthony will soon be losing at a very different court.

[BankersLife Fieldhse @BLFieldhouse]

Can't afford concessions for tomorrow's game? No problem! Get a Fieldhouse Concession Payday Loan & chow down! http://t.co/LRnoN0alyb