MORDRED.

🔞 | 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘆.

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Never surrender.

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artwhoria

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[[ s/o to my own astolfo: @PALAPlNK

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@BladeForging Fuck off?

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Damned bikini's ridin' up my ass.

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@needyzan "Terrible decision, really."

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Always knew you were a coward.

[𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍. 🔞 @seibaaaaah]

@wifebait ( Artoria's head tilts to the side. )

… I see. I am not fond of these traditions, they're awfully revealing for such a short and meaningless occasion.

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@needyzan "You're bein' a freak again, Master."

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I can see you're thinkin' somethin', old man.

[𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍. 🔞 @seibaaaaah]

Nothing.

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Yes.

[𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍. 🔞 @seibaaaaah]

Is this really the most shocking thing to you?

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Being called a pervert by my dad who is also my uncle.

[𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍. 🔞 @seibaaaaah]

You're a pervert, this is hardly a surprise coming out of your mouth.

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What.

[𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍. 🔞 @seibaaaaah]

( … 💭 )

https://t.co/i9hk4UDTjn

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@needyzan Kay?

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YOOOO.

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@Dragon_Blooded_ Excuse me?

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@LiciousThoughts [[ maybe thats why idk

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[[ i didnt know uninstalling fgo would wipe my account man

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[[ luckily i had literally nothing of worth

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How does this make you feel, Arthur? This is clearly better than your throne.

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As I am not granted the throne of Camelot I have laid claim upon something far better.

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so sleepy.