🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸

GOD TIER KARKAT RETURNS - GRAB YOUR POPCORN, TAKE A SEAT, AND ENJOY THE SHITSHOW! BECAUSE I SURE AS FUCK WON'T!
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[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

(ooc: hi, parodystuck. i'll be coming back from my break soon.

i wanted to apologize to all of you but also publicly state that from now on i'm intending to do better.

so, i'm setting up some ground rules for myself on this account. and if i break them, kick my ass.)

[GIRLKAT @estrogenkat]

SORRY I'VE BEEN RADIO SILENT LATELY, I'VE BEEN JUST HANGING OUT WITH DAVE.

TAKE THIS AS MY ADVICE, DON'T BUY LEGO SETS WITH HIM.

[AAAAAAA @KARcinemaKAT]

[GIMMICKS IN THE COMMENTS]

GUESSING WOKEKAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE OPPOSITE OF SLEEPYKAT.

CONCEPT MAKES SENSE SINCE I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS ANOTHER MEANING.

CINEMAKAT, I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT IN A WHILE.

I KNOW IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE USERNAME DAVE GAVE ME

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

So sleepy,,,, gonna rest my weary head, zzzz

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

@fangbitz YEAH, I HAVE A SLEEP DISORDER.

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

WHY AM I UP?

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

@fangbitz NOPE. I'M JUST SHOCKED I WOKE UP AFTER 8 HOURS, RATHER THAN 10+.

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

==> Karkat: Decide you're done for today. Go to your respiteblock and pass the fuck out in bed.

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

==> Karkat: Be finished.

You got 6 tubs of ice cream, each of different flavor, for all the Karkats you're planning to gift something.

Except for Karfield of course, since he can't eat anything anymore.

You're... not really sure what to substitute the food with for her.

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

==> There's something else you need to prepare now though.

==> Karkat: Uncaptchalogue a grocery bag with all the ingredients you need and get to work.

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

==> But whatever, you'll try to figure it out tomorrow.

You label all the ice cream tubs and put them in the freezer. Then you stick a note to the fridge with a random magnet.

The note reads as follows:

"DO *NOT* TOUCH THE CONTAINERS IN THE FREEZER OR I'LL FUCKING CULL YOU."

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

==> There's something else you need to prepare now though.

==> Karkat: Uncaptchalogue a grocery bag with all the ingredients you need and get to work.

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

==> Karkat: Return from your shopping spree.

You didn't quite manage to buy all the gifts yet, but it's getting late so you figure you'll get the rest tomorrow.

For now, the stuff you already got will remain in your sylladex.

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

If a person doesnt reply to you its because they want to kill you really bad

[Roxy Lalomde @tipysGnostalgic]

==> Roxy: You are currently, as they say, "locked the fuck in". You're focused on creating crochet patterns, ready to create them. You need at least one per karkat, and you dont have much time. You have headphones in, listening to avril lavigne. You're going to be here a while...

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

@KARcinemaKATy OK, COOL.

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

@KARcinemaKATy HEY JUST DOUBLE CHECKING, CHERRY IS STILL YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING, RIGHT?

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

@fangbitz THAT'S A COMPELLING ARGUMENT.

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

FUCK I CAN'T PICK JUST ONE THING FOR BUGGY, I MIGHT GET TWO. OR THREE.

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

@CARCIN0G3NESIS YES.

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

@fangbitz I WOULD GO BANKRUPT.

[🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸 @BLOODBATHSPIT]

@carcinoGGENETIC THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.