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CHITTER AND PARADOX SPACE BOTH HATE ME SO I MADE AN ALT. MAIN ACCOUNT: @BLOODBATHSPIT

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SO THIS IS BULLSHIT.

[dapple @coolk1dblogs]

==> When everyone is ready you smile and take the picture!

==> Click!!!

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@KARcinemaKATy @coolk1dblogs @CARCIN0G3NESIS ==> You swallow up your anxiety and just cross your arms, glaring at the camera.

You can see Sleepy out of the corner of your eye too... You can't believe this jerk. You wish you got to kick him one more time while stuck in that closet.

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@coolk1dblogs @KARcinemaKATy @CARCIN0G3NESIS ==> Sigh with relief.

OH THANK GOG...

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@coolk1dblogs @KARcinemaKATy @CARCIN0G3NESIS PLEASE TELL ME YOU LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF BU--

==> You bite your tongue.

-IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

ALSO WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT LAST BIT?!

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@KARcinemaKATy @coolk1dblogs @CARCIN0G3NESIS WAIT-

PICTURES?

OUTSIDE...?

==> Oh shit, oh fuck, are more people gonna see you like this?!

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@KARcinemaKATy @coolk1dblogs ==> You look off to the side, trying to avoid eye contact with anyone, and just stand there awkwardly.

You're so out of your element the embarassment is eating you alive.

[dapple @coolk1dblogs]

==> You walk on over with Gamdave when you hear the commotion.

are you two finally out of the closet-

==> You freeze when you see the tho of them in their new dresses for the first time.

woah

kanaya really outdid herself this time huh

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@CARCIN0G3NESIS @KARcinemaKATy ==> You don't. You look so fucking stupid. Why did you agree to this?

OH UMM

REALLY...?

THANKS, BUGGY...

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@KARcinemaKATy @CARCIN0G3NESIS ==> Fuck. Now you're the biggest cluckbeast around, huh? You let out a defeated sigh.

...YEAH, OK.

==> You unwrap from your cocoon and shove the blanket in the closet. You're panicking worse than at that one party back in December... but you try to not let it show.

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@CARCIN0G3NESIS @KARcinemaKATy that first thing by saying you got embarrassed about being in this stupid outfit, you think to yourself. That's a great strategy, surely.

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@CARCIN0G3NESIS @KARcinemaKATy ==> Under any other circumstances you would've fought tooth and nail but if you stay in this closet for one more minute, you're gonna die. You need to get the fuck away.

You get out of there, your face still a little red and blanket wrapped around you. You can always excuse +

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@CARCIN0G3NESIS @KARcinemaKATy ==> Your face turns as red as a cherry.

WHAT

WE'RE NOT-

WE WEREN'T FLIRTING!!!

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@KARcinemaKATy @CARCIN0G3NESIS SURE, GET MAD AT ME NOW BECAUSE I'M SAYING THE TRUTH.

CLUCKBEAST.

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@KARcinemaKATy @CARCIN0G3NESIS YOU'RE JUST PROVING MY POINT WITH HOW DEFENSIVE YOU'RE BEING OVER THIS, SHITASS!

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@KARcinemaKATy @CARCIN0G3NESIS SURE YOU ARE. YOU'RE ACTING SO NORMAL AND CASUAL AND DEFINITELY NOT LIKE YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF ONE-SIDED GRUDGE AGAINST ME!

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@KARcinemaKATy @CARCIN0G3NESIS WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME ALL OF A SUDDEN?! FOR THE PAST HOWEVER MANY DAYS YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE I'M YOUR ENEMY OR SOMETHING!

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@KARcinemaKATy @CARCIN0G3NESIS OW!!!

==> Grab your leg.

AND SINCE WHEN DO YOU DO EVERYTHING WAGE TELLS YOU TO?!?

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@KARcinemaKATy @CARCIN0G3NESIS WELL *YOU* DIDN'T HAVE TO HIT ME EARLIER! BUT YOU STILL DID THAT!!!

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@KARcinemaKATy @CARCIN0G3NESIS ==> You try to whisper but your "whispering" is still loud enough to be heard outside the closet.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?! DO YOU *WANT* US TO BE FOUND OR SOMETHING?

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@KARcinemaKATy @CARCIN0G3NESIS ==> You attempt to kick Sleepy in the shin.