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parody. Yee/Haw.
covid survivor,
tweet artist, sandwich director.

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Rulebreaker

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

There is only one thing you need to know about @RepThomasMassie campaign and it’s not even that he’s the best congressman in the country with a voting record second to none.

It’s that the Israel lobby is attempting to unseat a congressman for the crime of exposing them and their disastrous war.

No self respecting nation can allow that to happen.

Don’t believe the bs last minute accusations and betting market shifts. These are obvious signs of a concerted effort.

Just double down, send him money if you can, call whoever you know in his district, share his videos or posts.

We need to win this one.

[blank @BLT_13]

@MetamateDaz @notadvice They got a website fella

[U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM]

CENTCOM Update

TAMPA, Fla. – As of 4 pm ET, March 2, six U.S. service members have been killed in action. U.S. forces recently recovered the remains of two previously unaccounted for service members from a facility that was struck during Iran's initial attacks in the region.

Major combat operations continue. The identities of the fallen are being withheld until 24 hours after next of kin notification.

[U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM]

CENTCOM Update

TAMPA, Fla. – As of 9:30 am ET, March 1, three U.S. service members have been killed in action and five are seriously wounded as part of Operation Epic Fury.

Several others sustained minor shrapnel injuries and concussions — and are in the process of being returned to duty. Major combat operations continue and our response effort is ongoing.

The situation is fluid, so out of respect for the families, we will withhold additional information, including the identities of our fallen warriors, until 24 hours after next of kin have been notified.

[blank @BLT_13]

@ShadesIsReal @TheJusen @XFreeze You weren’t using the Expert model tho

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

And pretty much all 57 of those Republicans are endorsed by President Trump.

“But Thomas Massie is baaaddddddd!!!!!”

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: New York City has officially raised subway fares to $3, effective today directly contradicting Mayor Mamdani’s pledge to make public transit free.

[blank @BLT_13]

@Lead_Flinger Congrats brother

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

I vote with my party 91% of the time, which means I have agreed with the president 91% of the time. But when they're protecting pedophiles, when they are blowing our budget, when they are starting wars overseas, I'm sorry, I can't go along with that.

[Zaphod Beebelbox @ZaphodBeebelbox]

Great news, now let small ranchers process their own meat and change the USDA rules so that small local processors can sell it locally. That way the 4 big foreign owned meat packers can compete on equal pastures (so to speak). While you are at it , please also stop this insanity surrounding raw milk being treated on the same level as a class A drug. Please sir and thank you.

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Republicans simply won't turn out for candidates they don't love. Democrats will vote for literally any pile of shit that runs with a D by their name.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

To avoid a repeat of last night’s shellacking in the 2026 midterms, Republicans should:

quit covering for pedophiles

put America before Israel

put farmers before corporations

quit funding wars abroad

reduce spending to control inflation

quit attacking independent voices

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Getting nominated for president in a democracy without a single vote.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Tim, hear me out. It’s time to think bigger.

Why don’t we simply print $100 trillion new dollars and invest it into SNAP to generate $180 trillion in economic activity and pay down the US government debt?

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

SNAP is the greatest investment of all time. Every dollar invested into SNAP doubles. The Chinese are trying to harness our SNAP technology but they can't figure it out. If we were smart we'd spend $100T on SNAP, growing our GDP by $180T and making us all filthy rich.

[Officer Lew @officer_Lew]

LAST WEEK: “No Kings”
THIS WEEK: “Send me food, King.” 😂

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Actually, obligatory:

Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.

The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.”

The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.

They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit.

The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.”

The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.

Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing."

"That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!"