Bacon Lettuce Tiger

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Whether causal or correlative, the overlap of @b_dechambeau fans and anti-vaxers before his Olympic fail was significantly higher than a control group. Kind of feel bad for anti-vaxers here.

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@JonRahmpga Read the Golf Digest article about cavalier pros not getting Covid-19 vax, but caddies needing to for fear of losing their jobs. Wave goodbye to 1.5 Million and tell your fans to get the vax. THAT would be classy. Anything less is cowardly.

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@LansingMIFacts The Brenke Fish Ladder and the giraffe off the Meijer gas station.

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@sigdiamond I Care A Lot
The Trial of the Chicago 7
Minari

or

Fast and Furious 2,5, and 6

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@LansingMIFacts Ummm Shorts. Best beer, worst logo.

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@RobinhoodApp Just want to leave, but not closing out a single position with you that I can’t also buy. My money walks, you’re dead. Reverse or die.

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@RobinhoodApp Easy, just stop trading them. Cowards.

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@RobinhoodApp But not those stocks. You die today.

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@tiredcoconut @thompsoncarolk @DaveAkerlyOnAir @LSJNews @LansingMIFacts Meridian Mall-bec

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@LansingLugnuts @LansingMIFacts I got my haircut at Jerry's Hairport and popped over to Pat's Pantry for some breakfast. Next stop, Fox Island for some road snacks.

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@LansingMIFacts @LansingMIFacts I mean, the correct answer is time machine + Spad's Pizza downtown right?

source: I was the morning open/prep guy for the store in the summer of 92', probs why it isn't there anymore.

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@sigdiamond NEVER too soon (or too late) to make that choice. It's the right one, because they've been done with you for decades, nevermind all the pending "one foot it the grave" cases the cops are eyeballing them for...

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@sigdiamond As someone who has attempted to manually rake my way to nirvana, I can tell you, you have made the right decision. Two-cycle engine, a tapered nozzle, and a hair trigger is all you need.

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@LansingMIFacts Why isn’t there an apologist society called Opemos?

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@ajh0lland @damnarbor Is it actually 77 outside? Asking for a fried, a friend named Kelvin.

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@LansingMIFacts Williams-a-ton of no thank you.

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@KidRob21 That’s been a BHGO from the beginning, 2 for 1 special. Ain’t nobody paying full price for Oates.

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@LansingMIFacts my instruments? Elderly.

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@sigdiamond The formula is the square root of loverboy, multiplied by the number of years between Bryan Adams birth and the next leap year. Simple math.

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@chestnuthell @GuyFieri @WorldofIsaac @DadBoner