Bummer Bummington

Always up the rear. Fan of crepe paper and a whiz with mashed potato.

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

Is there a remembrance or funeral service Barry fucking Cryer doesn't go to? #wogan

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

Fingered girl for first time. #90sIn5Words

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

Terry Towling and the amazing underpants of Colchester. Coming to a branch of Anne Summers near you. #SickHillary

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

Just one word. Wogan.

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

Melt my spoon you motha' lickin' mormon. #newsnight #cruise

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

I disagree that "Sir Cliff Richard" 's innocent - his songs have always been fucking criminal #Hastings #matchoftheday

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

My left nipple is tingling like a bastard. I shit you not. #WorldTourismDay #hiking #Kensington

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

@HaydenHewitt anal

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

knickers

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

Good luck for tonight @realDonaldTrump #youllsmashit

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

#reasonsnottodateme My bellend smells of carpet shampoo.

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

#BREAKING Mick Hucknall caught shagging rabbit. He was seen holding back the ears and screaming 'bunny's too tight to mention'! #aldershot

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

@cjdemooi You just never know you're going to get arrested next huh?

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

Hot town, bummer in the city back of my pecker getting dirty and shitty. #AprilFools #roadworks

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

Considerable levels of sewage backing up in the neighbour's rockery this morning. #Samsung

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

I think I'm suffering from bullshit fatigue.

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

Seven times I've farted today. SEVEN TIMES @realDonaldTrump I bet you can't do that. #CostaRica

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

@realDonaldTrump America safe with you is as likely as a peanut is safe with a whistle.

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

So, #branjelina is no more. Come on Anj, I'm happy to share a vial or two of my blood with you. And my man juice. #festiveseason

[Bummer Bummington @BMRbummington]

What tomfoolery is this? My colleague has a scone with only one cherry in it. I saw the ghost of Wilfred Brambell steal the rest. #bakeoff