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Hanging out, doin my dangle thang.

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Lol!!!
Nascar idiot: Biffle did NOT film his wife and her mom!!
@BMS_Billy : how do you know?
Nascar idiot: I know he's a champion!!!!

@BMS_Derek @BMS_Nard

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@BMS_Derek

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@BMS_Derek was My Way, not Break Stuff.

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Fatty fat @BMS_Nard has more rolls than a bread factory. @BMS_Derek @BMS_Billy

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Bad to find out you're number 117. Worse if you see a 118+
@BMS_Billy @BMS_Derek @BMS_Nard

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Kevin is such a douche and he doesn't even know it, hahaha. What a tool. Great show guys. Better without the heroin blowjobs.
@BMS_Billy @BMS_Derek @BMS_Nard

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It sounded like @BMS_Felix had @BMS_Nards_balls in his mouth during that whole song. Couldn't understand him.
@BMS_Derek @BMS_Billy

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No guy is celibate. If he's giving yumyum nothing, there's either porn, hookers, or side ass (male or female).
@BMS_Derek @BMS_Billy @BMS_Nard

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Screwing with the prom date is old school fun and games. People are waaaay too sensitive nowadays. Can't fart on a butterfly without people calling you insensitive.
@BMS_Derek @BMS_Billy @BMS_Nard

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The possibilities with a girl that orgasms from hair pulling are endless. Dream girl right there. @BMS_Derek @BMS_Billy @BMS_Nard

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@BMS_Billy, the Landon on the phone bit is some hilarious and vicious stuff, you are merciless in your pursuit of good radio. Awesome!
@BMS_Derek @BMS_Nard

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"I did watch a woman twerk a baby out, though."
Daily radio gold from the @BMS_Billy Madison Show. @BMS_Derek
@BMS_Nard

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Intense show. @BMS_Nard is Hispanic, @BMS_Derek is 113% white devil, and @BMS_Billy has a 7% African penis.

My whole world is upside down.

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What if this guy got cancer later?

Lol, nope, sorry, you used your ass passes already. Sucks for you!

@BMS_Derek @BMS_Billy @BMS_Nard

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Great show this morning, guys. Start of the day gettin' trofty up in here.

"It's not gay to share a urinal. Just don't cross the streams."
-@BMS_Derek the ghostbuster.

@BMS_Billy @BMS_Nard

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Funny is a male gene. That's why Caitlyn Jenner isn't funny. @BMS_Billy @BMS_Derek @BMS_Nard

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Oooh, now it makes sense. She thinks it's okay to cheat because she's a cheater.
@BMS_Derek @BMS_Billy
#skankscuses

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I'll fill in for Felix on Monday. For sho'.
@BMS_Derek @BMS_Billy @BMS_Nard

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@billburr on the @BMS_Billy Madison Show!!! Can't get better morning radio, awesome!
@BMS_Derek @BMS_Nard

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@BMS_Billy gettin schwifty up in this bitch.
@BMS_Derek @BMS_Nard