brooke davis

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[A @seattleiminyou]

Men explaining why they can’t be a decent person towards you

[໊ @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n]

stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they've killed my spirit

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

[OOFOS @oofos]

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[Meg @megannn_lynne]

you are currently locked in a kohl’s dressing room with 5 ill-fitting bikinis. as time goes on, the fluorescent lights will grow brighter, the AC will stop working, & the sound of katy perry’s “roar” will get louder. to escape, try on all 5 swimsuits without crying. good luck.

[Hingle McCringleberry @Jalexandria22]

Everything I used to love is unusable garbage now. Google, Southwest Airlines, tv streaming, online shopping - greed is destroying literally EVERYTHING

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me at 11yrs old hearing Airplanes ft. Hayley Williams for the first time

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

if hot showers aren’t good for you then why do i emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends like girl your dog is so good sis

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I’m n luv with a hippo

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I’ve lost years of my life to 2-factor authentication

[Rahul Kothari @rahkothari]

Huge day for astrology accounts who don’t have to split up the signs into two posts anymore

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

people who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything. its labor day and theyre like waittt u know what would be perfect rn

[チュウダイ @thaifaggot]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate’s linkedin profile as a flashlight

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

I still follow two sandwich shops on instagram from my old neighborhood and I need to stop. i need to bloom where i am planted and it’s killing me to see these unobtainable sandwiches.

[Zartana @Zartana__]

I hope someone loves you so well you never have to watch a tarot reading again