Holden McAssets

proud federalist | 3x DUI | JPM partner |country club member & blue zone ticket holder | crippling gambling addiction. GDTBATH

[Holden McAssets @BMcbraders21837]

Combine IQ of 12 at the ECU vs APP game, loser has to raise there acceptance rate from 90% to 95%

[Holden McAssets @BMcbraders21837]

-100000 on Billy and Bobby making snow angels at half. Need creative juices firing! #frosty

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The heels are up vs TCU for the first time in 365 days, Billy for Heisman #LANK

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On one hand the patriotic bone in my body is sad USA lost in the World Cup, on the other hand I’m relieved I can stop pretending I care about soccer. Anyways the Sox are 3-2 in the bottom of 7

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America is the first country to host another country in the World Cup and drop a bomb on them in the same day, bad day to be an Iranian #nuke

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Disappointed in the lack of Peter Millar is the London school of economics gift shop #EuropeSucks #shrink

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I’m dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you’ve never seen, there’s levels to this shit #CrownOrDrown

[Holden McAssets @BMcbraders21837]

Props to the guy who I just saw holding an umbrella to shield himself from the sun, the blue whale now has the second largest vagina in the animal kingdom behind this pussy

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Bet you’ll never be able to guess which school is doing homework at the UNC vs Costal Carolina game #nuke #squid

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Need a Michigan loss, Elliot Cadeau does not deserve a national championship in the slightest

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Words can’t describe how little of an impact this had on anyone that Elijah Davis scratched North Carolina off his jersey, you sucked, your dad sucked. Your only legacy at UNC was having the most broken jump shot in the history of the school. So fucking soft #shrink

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Hubert Davis is like a stray dog that you want to put down but you feel bad so you just stop putting food your porch and hope it gets the point

[Holden McAssets @BMcbraders21837]

Tired of school. I’m only in college to rail sack and huck cube while listening to panic

[Holden McAssets @BMcbraders21837]

Eye Witnesses say that they Hubert was not allowed on the team bus and is walking on the side of I-85 back to UNC following the VCU loss. #FuckHubert #DefundUNCbasketball

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Johnathan Powell decided to unload a full clip on Virginia Tech, you can’t help but feel like that weapon isn’t legally registered #EBK #LANK

[Holden McAssets @BMcbraders21837]

I’ve heard stories… J.C. “Bag” Bagwell. A reputation many strive for, very few achieve

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What happened to the university I loved #busi100 #shrink #LANK

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ACC championship is a shit show, duke and UVA should never be the 2 teams in this. This used to be a great conference #shame

[Holden McAssets @BMcbraders21837]

If I ever turn out this whipped, take the loaded gun in my drawer and shoot me till the clip is empty

[Holden McAssets @BMcbraders21837]

Patiently waiting to follow BAGovac into the bathroom after the game #LANK