On one hand the patriotic bone in my body is sad USA lost in the World Cup, on the other hand I’m relieved I can stop pretending I care about soccer. Anyways the Sox are 3-2 in the bottom of 7
Props to the guy who I just saw holding an umbrella to shield himself from the sun, the blue whale now has the second largest vagina in the animal kingdom behind this pussy
Words can’t describe how little of an impact this had on anyone that Elijah Davis scratched North Carolina off his jersey, you sucked, your dad sucked. Your only legacy at UNC was having the most broken jump shot in the history of the school. So fucking soft #shrink
Eye Witnesses say that they Hubert was not allowed on the team bus and is walking on the side of I-85 back to UNC following the VCU loss. #FuckHubert#DefundUNCbasketball