Bristol MetroBust

Bristol's Metrobus team block from their Twitter feed anyone who criticises their pet fundsucking puffalump project. If that is you, welcome!

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@iainpdooley @paulmizen1 Hope on the horizon at last! We could end up with money for improvements to public transport, instead of #MetroBust.

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Been away, and asleep. Have we missed anything?

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@iainpdooley @knuckey1970 @PhilipHammondUK How did you get a copy of our business case?

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@iainpdooley @knuckey1970 @PhilipHammondUK Don't tell anyone, or my grandma will kick me out of her boxroom.

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@iainpdooley @knuckey1970 @PhilipHammondUK Actually, just me, but I need an apprentice, and a spokeswoman.

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@knuckey1970 @iainpdooley @PhilipHammondUK We won't. We like membership of the EU.

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@iainpdooley @PhilipHammondUK Half right. We would never pretend that it didn't happen.

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@amias @almightypod @nickolls_andy @XRBristol Oh yes - what's an APC?

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@amias @almightypod @nickolls_andy @XRBristol I've forgotten what this was about.

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@bristol_citizen Have they gone yet? I liked the ones dressed as an aged Florence and the Machine, but I've gone off drums completely.

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@iainpdooley We quite like the principle, and have introduced a carbon levy for our staff toilet. It's going well, although our flower beds are starting to smell. Chairs next.

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@iainpdooley @gingergeezer There was the underground plan until last week. Still, nothing a couple hundred million quid and a double decker bus couldn't sort out.

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@gingergeezer @iainpdooley True. We know people who already make the 200 mile round trip to Birmingham to avoid the £1 drop off fee currently charged. They're not stupid!

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To celebrate the success of #MetroBust, off-peak services on the M1 on Sundays will be cut by 50%. Off-peaks the rest of the week are only cut by 17%. And the M3X *might* alter its route without warning for the convenience of the operator. Hidden in here:
https://t.co/8yuWm85Ic4

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@MrUnrevealed @bristol_citizen I know what they want.

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@iainpdooley @PhilipHammondUK Yes, Article 50 needs to be scrapped. Second vote as soon as practical, now we've seen the mess Brexit will cause.

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@beardedjourno Er, been done before. Made a lot of money for someone, too.

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@almightypod @nickolls_andy @amias @XRBristol Stirring at illiteracy through your actions, more like. And you claim to understand science?
If you meant they are staring at extinction because of your actions, then I have got this all wrong, but you had better stop your actions if they are that dangerous.

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@chiddyj @XRBristol Steady now. Some people have travelled a very long way to take part in this local protest, I'll have you know. They aren't much good at science or politics, so you can't really expect them to grasp geography.