B. Michael Stevens

Writer of the weird, fantastic and horrific. Teller of lies and dreams. Absolutely full o' shite

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@ClureA34883 ABSOLUTELY

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@SABB_eCare I want to thank SABB, especially Mr.Faad Mohammed Al-Otaibi at the Khobar branch for helping me open an account. Looking forward to doing business with my new primary bank in KSA. Thank you!

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

My doctor tosses around words such as ‘Obesity’ like she’s never heard of Queso or Blue Bell Ice Cream.
#texas #bluebell #cheeseslut

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@TotalZackWard Sympathies, brother.

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@WilliamJ1812 4 years, amigo. 4.

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@WilliamJ1812

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@WilliamJ1812

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@WilliamJ1812 They know

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@WilliamJ1812 I know things

[William Gibson @GreatDismal]

This is one extraordinarily accurate prediction in a work of science fiction. This seldom ever happens. I’m amazed that I hadn’t seen it before today.

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@shaunking You’re a total clown

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@shaunking Nothing short of diabolical.

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

Up at 4am. Go bang out a wellhead job in the next state over. Back at the hotel by 5pm. Shower.
Write until sleep takes hold because you’re way behind schedule on a book you are super excited to have the chance to write.
#tiredbutstilldoingit

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@likaluca No idea. I don’t know what most of the authors I read look like.

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@lunaloveliz No, not really. You’re aware of the very thing Rowling is saying, in that we should defend each other’s right to speak our minds, even when we don’t agree with the other person. Our society seems to have forgotten that and replaced it with rage.

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@TheBanryu @ericsmithrocks She’s got like a zillion books out. Hard to pick just one.

https://t.co/BXy05Xd8rT

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@TheBanryu @ericsmithrocks What are they about? I realize folk might misconstrue my comment. I’m friends with a trans author and support her work, because her work is awesome, not because she is trans. That’s all I’m trying to say. :)

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@ericsmithrocks Pretty sure Ska is the sound that played in my head when I was ten years old and got extra chicken nuggets from the lunch lady

[B. Michael Stevens @BMichaelStevens]

@JamesMartinSJ You are revolting. Political priest, warping the catechism and dooming countless souls. How dare you.