Mich

Am a street product. Socially awkward and generally unaccepted by society. But we can't all be perfect, Who will be imperfect ?

[Mich @BMicheni]

Learn, love, laugh, live, leave 🚶

[Mich @BMicheni]

@KenyaPower_Care Average response time in kiambu town and environs is up from 24 hours to 48 hours….and nowadays your technical teams are invisible as well or work from home, calls to the kiambu office go unanswered

[Mich @BMicheni]

@KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower issue references 15801259 has not been addressed for 36 hours now, when one calls you claim there is a team on the ground, but no one from your side has been seen, kindly do better and fix the issue

[Mich @BMicheni]

@MartienBall Manchester will be one of the most useless teams in epl this season, Carrick with vibes and Rashford and Shaw, we will be lucky to be top 10

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Mille is 100% right on this. We need to confront the truth, including the bitter one.

[Mich @BMicheni]

@AIRTEL_KE my home wifi is not working, number is 0737075514 for the wifi, kindly sort it out

[Mich @BMicheni]

@KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower there are no lights in riabai metre no 37170559555, and the 977 code is not working

[︎︎︎︎︎︎︎ ︎Mary Kwamboka @MaryKwamboks]

Let me help drivers hapa;
When you are driving from nakuru to Eldoret...
1 ukifika njoro na menengai... kuna speed sign .. camera iko iko hapo shell
watakushikia salgaa
2. mlango moja na mlango 4 kuna speed limit ya 50...
watakushikia Timboroa
3 Just after Ainabkoi junction kwa hako kacenter.. speed ni 50
Unashikiwa Burntforest..

Share with other drivers

[Mich @BMicheni]

@AIRTEL_KE my home wifi is not working, number is 0737075514 for the wifi, kindly sort it out

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

There is an excellent and free alternative to Onstream (which no longer works) for streaming movies and series:

1. Download Streamflix
2. Choose the provider as TMDb(en)

Done! ✅

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Murkomen. Cheruiyot and Maandago are all at war with each other

Uskie Farouq is collecting sadaka from all coz anajua after Ruto, he just has to retire with Linda Ogutu as trophy wife

Hapa mbele mtajua siasa kweli sio ya kifua, ni ya magoti

If I have to pick, I would go for… FUCK THEM ALL

After Ruto we block any other Kalenjin by all means necessary!

Meanwhile, Gava has spent 10B on by-ELECTION.

2027, first election without Raila in over 30 years, will be historical

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It seems during hydration break African players are given alcohol.🤦🏽‍♂️

[SİYAH SANCAK @siyahsancakx]

🔴 Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.

[INKWAKUZI @inkwakuzi_]

This is how I viewed God as a child. Honestly, I still see Him the same way today.

[Babji 🇰🇪🍌 @BabjiGee]

Back in high school this babe ashawahi nipigia na simu ya mamake (I didn't know ni ya mamake then) so I called her one noon mama akashika. I introduced myself vizuuuri tu, asked her how she's doing, she said fine how about you, I said all good ni mvua tu na radi zinaua ng'ombe.

[first son 🇷🇼 🇺🇬 @Naturinda96]

Some guys are gumite

😂🙌

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

The golden rule they teach you in Kenyan driving schools: 'Assume you are the only sane person on the road', and this is exactly why..

[Finance Historian @BoardLotSultan]

If you are not embarassed buying a House from auction, go to HF Rehani House, Koinange Street. They have the Largest database of Auction Units

[ROAD SAFETY FACTS 🇰🇪 @RSF_2020]

📍 Camera Locations & Speed Limits
Thika Road
1. Safari Park: 110 km/h
2. Jomoko – Thika Turnoff: 80 km/h
3. Allsops / GSU : 80 km/h
4. Pangani / Muthaiga Interchange: 80 km/h
5. Roysambu / TRM Area: 80–100 km/h
6. Nairobi Expressway
7. Museum Hill → Westlands: 80 km/h
@loddca

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is what the older generations should try and do more often