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tell me why you can’t sleep

[Benjamin Carlson @bfcarlson]

In 1977, media prophet Marshall McLuhan discussed CIA and FBI surveillance, and then turned it into one of the most mind-bending riffs on identity in the digital age I've ever heard.

[John @iam_johnw]

Jerry jeudy when he wakes up mid flight to Russell Wilson doing high knees and singing “ our god is an awesome god “

[blink-182 @blink182]

We’re coming. Tour’s coming. Album’s coming. Tom’s coming. Tickets on sale Monday. New song “Edging” out Friday. https://t.co/lJmgXqI4ab

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@Chris___Bliss @News4SA How did he even assault the officer? Did something happen before? He was just eating a burger :/

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Before the season even starts 😂

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Anthony Davis (lower back tightness) will not play tonight

Lakers say its precautionary

[linc @lincandescent]

hell yeah, i got SWAG

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Gastrointestinal problems

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Joe Rogan’s in my living room and he refused to leave, send help

[Acyn @Acyn]

“Do you know what perjury is?”

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 3 Jul 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Overturning Roe and outlawing abortions will never make them go away.

It only makes them more dangerous, especially for the poor + marginalized.

People will die because of this decision. And we will never stop until abortion rights are restored in the United States of America.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[CrossedSports @crossedsportsig]

Someone take the henny away from Klay 😭😭😭😭😭

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to the @KUHoops team on winning the national championship. This team was fun to watch, and they earned their first title since 2008 (which was a pretty good year).

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@KennyWardSisson Congrats Ken-Bone, proud of you

[Sick Animation @SickAnimation]

Whenever I meet someone who has served in the military, I always say “SPANK you for your service” then I give them a few playful slaps on the butt.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

#Futurama has been revived for a 20-episode run on Hulu. Original creators Matt Groening and David X. Cohen will return along with voice stars Billy West, Katey Sagal and more: https://t.co/Yt2rROrTrb

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@4_ashante_7 Alfred M. Butts 😂

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If Chris Chan wasn’t in jail, he would for sure be making sonichu NFTs