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Reviews of Trump's performance as host of the Kennedy Center Honors Tuesday night have started coming in...

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@Aella_Girl I'm reminded of Paul Simon's lyric from his song "The Boxer:"
"All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest"

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@JustinWolfers I wonder if there's mail delivery to that island with only penguin inhabitants that he wants to tariff and if it does get there, who's going to translate it so the penguins will understand it?

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@MissScarlett23 I think I'd go with:
Weapons of Male Destruction

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@ProfessorWankly @WorshipRene

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@PrincessBoss87 What we're witnessing here are two of the most powerful WMD's in existence. (WMD = Weapons of Male Destruction) In the hands of a Goddess like @PrincessBoss87 there's no limit to what they can do!

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@PrincessLexieXO

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@MistressLadyDee And, of course, as a guy, I can't forget this one...

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@MistressLadyDee Yes. Sad to think that all the actors who played the major characters in the movie are now gone. But we still have Mel and there will always be lines like.... "Put - - - the candle. - - - back!"

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@SaltonCA Yup. He's definitely losing it!
This is the first time I've heard him pronounce Kamala's name correctly.

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@WorshipRene Is that Glacier Bay National Park?

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@GuySobe93188 @ProfessorWankly @WorshipRene Guy, I'd like to offer a suggestion. When you make a post about one of Rene's clips it's a good idea to include a link to the clip so people who see your post can go right to the clip page and buy it if they want to.

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@GuySobe93188 @ProfessorWankly @WorshipRene I love this clip too! But I must confess I was a bit chagrined by the placement of that glass of juice during the striptease. Nevertheless, it's still one of many Princess Rene masterpieces!

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@ProfessorWankly He died in Las Vegas but if they're smart they'll have him cremated and then throw the ashes into Lake Mead.

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@PrincessLexieXO I have to say I was keeping my composure pretty well while watching this preview but then those leggings came down and....

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@WorshipRene @The_Stella_Sol Also, it's important to remember that when interest rates drop significantly in the future you can refinance your mortgage at the lower rates.

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@SapiophilesClub There aren't many people who could top Gene Wilder in using that line...

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@TheBaileyRayne @MyFreeCams As you can see, Bailey's already got Ken standing completely erect so it won't be long before she makes him erupt explosively!

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@TheBaileyRayne Hmm... You've got me wondering if the lack of a gag reflex is the reason Snow White and the Prince lived happily ever after?