Brandon Johnson

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@HereLiesMoon My grandma just called that tingly brain response, “tickled to death” hahaha

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@HereLiesMoon Interesting fact about that amphibious airplane. It’s the same one Roy Halladay died in.

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@ #UFC229 this just in... Vince Mcmann is the producer of the UFC for the past year or so #stopthe theatrics #danawhite

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@RizzShow aguy won closes2Pin at a charity golf $500 they gave it to previous team accident who gave it to charity he made them give it2him

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@stlouisking @NikkiGlaser Hahaha It could land you on a Weinstein/spacey list... but hey what if she said, “make it happen”. She seems like a good sport.

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@stlouisking Ask @NikkiGlaser if you can glaze her ass like a honeybun. That should seal the deal.

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@RizzShow They just want him held... Um...

[Jeremiah Bear @itbejere]

My wife said if I get 100 retweets I can get a tattoo.

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

These karts are legit! I highly recommend it, if you like an adrenaline rush, and like to go fast. https://t.co/RHt88VnRXo

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

Take a ride in a go-kart from @GatewayKartplex at 55 MPH with @TThompson_97. #stlblues

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@LeeAnnFulton My boy refuses to be anything BUT perfect for Halloween or swing anything less than 33" #dingers

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

Ryland Rex Johnson 7lbs. 12oz. 21 inches. I couldn't be more proud.

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

Countin down the days to another @Cardinals fan!#sprintrainingbaby @TrevRosenthal @mattholliday7 @MattCarp13

[Sandals Resorts @SandalsResorts]

2013 is coming to an end. RT if you want to visit a #Sandals resort in the new year!

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@LeeAnnFulton @coachkentmurphy Representing #coachkentnation #game3 #dinger! #Gocards

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

Cards fans since astro turf. My brother is the one sitting like he has a vagina.

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@coachkentmurphy If your fartin around Busch Stadium tomorrow I got 2 free tix for 1 coaching legend & 1 dipshit or chic ur droppin dong on

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@coachkentmurphy @LeeAnnFulton Its all about the kids. Theres a method to watchin dingers too! Simple. Booze and boobs #Fistfulls#dingers=W

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@coachkentmurphy @LeeAnnFulton Game 1 nlds. Double fistin & respresentin #coachkentnation #Birds

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

Game 2 NLDS #Gocards

[Brandon Johnson @BNATE008]

@coachkentmurphy @LeeAnnFulton Wouldn't had wifed her otherwise... And the fact she retrieves my dingers. Ran way over 26.2 miles one game..