The Rotten Apple

Your online source for interesting facts in and around Brasenose College. Always interesting, not always facts.

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We knew you were trouble when you walked in. Apparently the view is worth a 1st though #useabetteralias xoxo

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Got beef? Hugh attacks fresher over meat free Monday motion xoxo

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Don't worry @hzeffman, the apple will be live-tweeting jcr elections xoxo

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Pick of the day: 23 year aged loin, fried in a little bit of butter on a bed of spinach #porktwoways

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ever wanted to know more about #justMcGilLADthings? Like the page - https://t.co/NofIQpYLqK

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Highland Hear say: "Make sure you knock, because Ella might be in there" That would be a Syke to see #hearitdontfeerick xoxo

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#armchairwarriors xoxo

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We've heard that a certain ODA president has had his bnoc status confirmed in this week's oxstu. #theyjustcanthalbert

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"Truly I tell you, one of you will betray me" Tensions flare between the BNC CU, perhaps they do need that room after all #haveyouheard xoxo

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It looks like 1965 again. Don't worry, we didn't get invited either #DontBeHanoiyed

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Austerity is rotten, join the fight back xoxo

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The Zookeeper is in the cage

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#eyeseverywhere #weareback

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A certain Bristolian just knocked someone out #crikey xoxo

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"Who leaves their door open during anal sex?" xoxo

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Hacking a Bristolian's Facebook? We know who you are xoxo

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"I get so lonely, and Gordon Ramsey's the most like Sam on TV" xoxo

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We've heard a certain finalist got to live out her naughty fresher fantasy last night #bettythreesome #topknotch xoxo

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WANTED: People to hang out with JCR VP, "indie" students need not apply xoxo