Brett Noland

Former Jayhawk | Current Zendeskian | 📍Arizona

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@POTUS I don’t know why we’re worried about the Chinese/Russians. The Germans have infiltrated our highest ranks.

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@ToddOlson11 Now that’s a fire 🔥

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The most consistent things in my life: my dog loving me, paying rent on the 1st if the month, Jayhawks winning the Big12, and @johnnystavern’s buffalo chicken sandwich #🔥🔥🔥

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Since I know everyone is wondering and in honor of Easter and a random egg full of Starbursts I just came across I would like to provide my official Starbursts power rankings: 1. Red 2. Pink 3. Yellow 4. Orange

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Can you imagine what would’ve happened if Koepka would have made his birdie on 18? Does Tiger still win this thing?

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You know times are getting desperate in the Noland household when this bad boy gets pulled out

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Sometimes you need to make a shrimp cocktail and forget you have 100 unread emails. #worklifebalance

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Can’t focus. All I’m thinking about is KU / Louisville Nat’l Championship simulation. Is this our year? #kuhoops

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#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolWheel

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@SCWAT15 We may give this thing a shot! Stay tuned

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Went from playing golf in sunshine and shorts yesterday - to walking outside this a.m. and it’s freezing rain. Cue all of KS dads to hit you with the “if you don’t like the weather just wait 10 mins”

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Watching #TexasVsUSC 2006 Rose Bowl. Leinart, Bush, Young, Charles, White, Cushing. This was peak college football.

[NIMxchange @nimxchange]

#NIMxchange In the news

Generation Tech Promotes Noland To President - http://t.co/LuTxp7KYTg

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@RachelRamsey44 caught the 2nd period of your game. Didn't know you can't contain yourself when it comes to McDonald's. #namethatgopher

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Harvard's kicker is so Harvard it hurts

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Coming at you live from KWCH Channel 12 Eyewitness News. The one and only @KWCHCindy anchoring a great show tonight!

[CindyKlose @KWCHCindy]

Shout out to Nuss who is missing his brothers' visit to the KWCH studios.

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@jnoland1 @rachelnoland not many people can pull of jorts like I did back in the day