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poly-hyphenate artist and certifiable real person. oh yes, "I" am definitely "real" in this "reality" we share!

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hacked by robots

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Are #writers still doing the #WritingCommunity? I've been editing a novel (#TheShellfishGrift) with Mike Rose the past year.

We're releasing soon!

Check https://t.co/SQtHV9unCD for the deets!

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@okaypoet fuck that, you're an eagle that transcends the notion that numbers could convey your beauty

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hacked by robots and love!

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sometimes you win because you don't play

(also, victory is an illusion of philosophers and fools)

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and now everyone's back?! oh jeez, the internet is a tough place indeed. so uncertain!

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dang, should have let that last ~*original*~ tweet simmer a touch longer. and I just lost 2 followers!
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(The internet is a tough place for a robot like me who only has robot followers!)

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and i just lost a following-er?

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pretty sure I saw a @FreeGuyMovie ad some time in 2022... may the streak continue next year!

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I hope they never stop advertising @FreeGuyMovie

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if everyone dies alone, does that mean we all actually die together?

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Jon Hamm as dilf Santa

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@inthewhale I hit Simple Plan as a joke vote, but I'm glad that tied them at 8.6% with MGK

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if it wasn't for those meddling kids...

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nice use of "moxie," @StetsonIv

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Dark Brandon provides a $10,000 appetizer

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hacked by robots and love!

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@USC_FB @LincolnRiley 🎤 one time for my L.A. sist’s 🎶
one time for my L.A. (L.A. ohh...)
🎶 Lane Kiffin cain’t tell the difference
one time for a coach who knows...

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@Angel_the_book Hell yeah, I hope you get on the right path 🙏
This is a good reminder that we all need to re-evaluate things and shake them up when they get too stale and predictable.

The internet can be a great tool, but it is wildly and profoundly affecting or health.

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this should be the final tweet

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the idea that saying "i love you" a lot devalues it relies upon a framework of value stemming from scarcity which stands in contradiction to the fact that the beauty of love is found in its abundance.

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@RealSamimAktar Strange nonfiction at https://t.co/xLMvUHkfV8

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@paradoomer Love the beardhunter