Vladimir Putin's bodyguards reportedly collect and return all his urine and feces during foreign trips to Russia to prevent foreign intelligence from analyzing his waste for clues about his health, medications, or genetic conditions
SUPERHERO: Milana Vayntrub Starts An "OnlyPhilanthropy" Site Where She Sells Sexy Pictures For Charity To Help Disabled Families Displaced By The LA Fires https://t.co/dLslQ3X04U
John C. Reilly sang "Happy Birthday" to his friend Jack White, who turns 50 today, ahead of the first pitch at the Tigers game.
That is not a Mad Libs sentence. That just happened at Comerica Park.
"There are a few things Ovechkin hasn't done, not many, but he's never scored an overtime game-winning goal in the playoffs." 🤷♂️
Literally 10 seconds later...
Sean McDonough spoke it into existence. #StanleyCup
Despite his many flaws you cannot deny that @kanyewest is a genius, if you have to give your wife (wives) money in a divorce you might as well make your money worthless!