Boob Nightengale

The official parody account of beloved USA Today reporter @BNightengale

[Boob Nightengale @BNightengle]

What a turn of events for the Boston #RedSox, who had an agreement in place to send closer Aroldis Chapman to the #WhiteSox for prized prospect Caleb Bonerman before ownership vetoed it. They’ve now won 11 in a row and have certainly pulled Chapman off the trade block.

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The New York #Yankees, desperate for a spark with slugger Aaron Judge possibly out for the season, are deep in talks with star shortstop Anthony Volpe on a long-term extension that would keep him in New York for more than ten years m.

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The Boston #RedSox, who have won nine games in a row entering the second half, will re-engage with former manager Alex Cora this offseason. Cora has begged the Red Sox for a second chance and they’re willing to listen.

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Isn’t Shohei Ohtani incredible? The instructions on the pepperoni pizza he was going to eat for dinner tonight said to bake for 18 minutes, but he cooked his in 15.

What can’t the #Dodgers star do?

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The New York #Mets, who catered Taco Bell to the clubhouse during the All-Star break to cope with only having one representative, are now considering forfeiting the second half of the season due to fears about the explosive diarrhea parasite

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The Cincinnati #Reds, who plan to be aggressive buyers at the upcoming trade deadline, sign ace Corbin Burns to a 7-year extension, the largest contract for a pitcher in baseball history.

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The #SFGiants, who fully planned on drafting Roch Cholowsky in last week’s draft, have already contacted the Chicago White Sox trying to pry him away in trade talks. Cholowsky strongly considered a deal in Japan to force his way out of Chicago, but instead decided to sign

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The Houston Astros, who demanded top prospect Cooper Pratt in previous discussions with Milwaukee, finally agree to send star pitcher Vance McCullers Jr. to the Brewers for cash considerations

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The Chicago #WhiteSox, desperate for pitching help, bring back old friend Mike Cleavinger, who was known as a terrific veteran clubhouse presence from 2023-2025

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The Chicago #WhiteSox have signed Nebraska LHP Grant Cleavinger as an undrafted free agent.

6’5” senior recorded 37 K in 23.1 IP over 3 seasons at Nebraska.

Tulane transfer, younger brother of Rays LHP Garrett Cleavinger.

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Former #WhiteSox manager Tony La Russa will be leading the search for the White Sox new manager.

The leading candidate? Himself.

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The #WhiteSox were likely firing manager Pedro Grifol had they lost tonight. Instead, he earns a $10 million extension for 2025

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The Chicago #WhiteSox blow a three-run lead tonight in a touching tribute to traded closer Michael Kopech

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Cardinals manager Oliver Marmol says the team has moved up its fantasy football draft to tonight, in an effort to draft before Tommy Pham arrives

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Sources: The Chicago White Sox and Kansas City Royals are nearing an agreement that would send stars Garrett Crochet and Louis Robert to the Kansas City Royals for a package centered around Salvador Perez and Michael Massey

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The Chicago #WhiteSox and manager Pedro Grifol are in agreement on a multi-year extension that will make him the highest paid manager in baseball

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New Year, Same White Sox

We recapped the first 6 games of the 2024 season. Give it a listen ⬇️

https://t.co/QaEYgTPGN6

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Sources: Mike Trout has made the #Angels opening day roster

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A cool story, as former #Cubs ace Mark Pryor has converted to football and is returning to Chicago with the #Bears

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The Bears are signing veteran OL Matt Pryor to a one-year deal, a source tells me and @kfishbain. He spent last season with the 49ers and overlapped with Matt Eberflus with the Colts in 2021.

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@JOCK231 @BradBiggs You have to subscribe to read this article. So either A) you trash talked the article without reading it, or B) you can’t stand the guy but you subscribe to his work. Either way weird decision