"I do not want to hit, I don't want to smash, I don't want to have a one night stand, I simply YEARN. And if I don't find my true love, I will die ALONE."
I'm just going to say it now:
No, I won’t be getting the hantavirus vaccine.
Thanks, but I already lived through part 1 in 2020 and part 2 is even less convincing, no matter how scary they try to make it.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk!