MrDontAnswerThePhone

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From the streets did she emerge and to the streets she will return

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Fat people are way too comfortable at the lake, you’d never see these fucking land whales at the beach

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Nobody treats you better than a bitch you don’t want

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Dear fuck ass drivers,

get out of the fast lane on i5.

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Parents need to bring back ass whoopins. Kids these days are fucking demons

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Sometimes when i’m wrong, im right

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Need a banana bread baddie

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A man shouldn’t be wearing no size 7 shoe, grow tf up

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feel like goin back to honolulu

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This app fucking blows

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Whoever put an extra quarter in my parking meter god bless you

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speeding like a demon on 101 south

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my antics are so bad that i go out at 5pm and my dad says, “ok see you tomorrow”😂

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fuck chicago, fuck the bears, go pack #westillownyou

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Alice in Chains been hitting like coked out jon jones

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CHARLIII CHARLIIII🇧🇷

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Happy Leif Erickson day!

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If the cowboys beat the packers my car and a telephone pole might kiss tonight

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I need a girl who gets excited when I say ima pick up some banquets

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crawford nice