Melissa

An '89 vintage with impeccable taste | She/her | Lover of cheese | Potential embarrassment to my parents

[Wilinfeels @wilinfeels]

i love making men giggle, like was that funny babygirl

[The Batman Who Queefs @cthulhu_queef]

Does that magnetism on his hole suggest he got a plug in there

[Ari ⨂ @ScarletSwift89]

EVERYBODY getting sluttier oh we used to pray for times like these 🙂‍↕️ #MarvelRivals

[𝓡𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓮𝓶𝓡𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓮 @kennvdy98]

Law&Order?
More like RAW and OLDER

[Melissa @BONNIESTLLAMA]

@Naam_kafi_hai If you're trying to insinuate for a second that this is fat, you're insane

[evil macklin celebrini @71CBRINI]

exactly

[Melissa @BONNIESTLLAMA]

@Ravenismeee 'Cool.'

[Melissa @BONNIESTLLAMA]

@beautyskillz Oh hon.

[tiz𐙚 卌 @bellingh0m]

hughes’ fans ever since the game ended

[Aloha 🦝 | Marvel Tōkon! @AlohaBGM]

having the time of my life rn

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

NO PRINCESS’ OFFERED ME THEIR FAVOUR ON VALENTINES. FUCK MY STUPID CHUD KNIGHT LIFE

[wendy ♡ @4ltedits]

:)

[Melissa @BONNIESTLLAMA]

@an2piker

[rina @urrrinal]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[susa @prinkasusa]

A study has revealed that a woman's preferences for male facial features can change with her menstrual cycle. For instance, when she is ovulating, she tends to be attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. HOWEVER, during menstruation or menopause, she might prefer a man with duct tape over his mouth, a Spear lodged in his chest, and engulfed in flames. Further studies on this subject are unlikely.

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

I KEEP BEING CALLED AN OATHBREAKER FOR HAVING SEX. NO WHERE IN MY OATH DID I PROMISE TO BE A LOSER

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.

[Feminist Witch 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🌙 @DonCorleANN]

I was telling a friend I’ve never enjoyed the “enemies to lovers” trope coz I’ve only ever been attracted to men worship the ground I walk on or are scared of me. And she’s like “have you ever considered that you might be the enemy in the enemies to lovers trope” 😭😂😂

[the giant @chaser_bait]

there are raccoons living in my walls who i really want gone, and even though i love my girlfriend, and i know she loves me, she is just clearly, unambiguously on the side of the raccoons

[risnerking🌿 @risnerking]

went to leave a nasty comment on some dude's steam profile after i trounced him on tekken 8 and he had his adorable children as his profile picture like a meat shield fuck you dude