Cody H. Blaser

It is a great day for hay, whats it to ya? ///

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[Cody H. Blaser @BOOMHAUER98]

- Corn
- Cattle
- Caseys
- Whiteys ice cream
- Kitchen Cooked potato chips
- Iowa 80 truck stop
- Blains Farm & Fleet
- Taco Johns https://t.co/JE8K0uDcRg

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Things to love about the Midwest
- hard work ethic
- the common courtesy to hold the door for the person behind you
- puppy chow
- ‘midwestern nice’
- open roads
- steak ‘n’ shake
- apologies all start with ‘ope’
- we’re in the middle of everything
- small town traditions
- beer

[Cody H. Blaser @BOOMHAUER98]

Sitting at the bowling alley for Baileys bday family lunch

Gma: *getting fired up

Dave: "mom, just reeelaxx"

Gma: "IF I RELAX ANYMORE ILL FALL ASLEEP!!"

Family: *Happy Bday Bailey!

#GoodTimes

[Cody H. Blaser @BOOMHAUER98]

#NewProfilePic

[Cody H. Blaser @BOOMHAUER98]

Sitting in training

Ryan: " so you didnt read the whole chapter?!?"

Kevin: " i get graded on the questions answered, not the chapters read."

#KevinGetsIt

[Ethan Howe @Ethan__Howe]

If cows were people part:1

[Dirt Jockey @cbull794]

“Where you from?”
Illinois City
The capital?
No that’s Springfield
I thought it was Chicago?
Nope
What are you near?
Quad Cities
Chicago? https://t.co/dLX4JN09hD

[Jake's Bohnsack™ @BohnsackJake]

I don’t know how anyone could live in town but that’s just my opinion.

[Cody H. Blaser @BOOMHAUER98]

A guy just told me that farmers are the nicest & meanest men that god ever made #DamnRightBud

[Cody H. Blaser @BOOMHAUER98]

Auto Trader is like tinder for trucks.....& im liking what im seeing

[Cody H. Blaser @BOOMHAUER98]

Guys my age: " yo i got my on her shes fineee, yo you wanna smoke & chill"
* constantly taking selfies with rap lyrics for captions

Me: " pull up your pants, get your shit together, stop being a complete douche, & actually be someone that does something for society"

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

If you’re not riding with the windows down today, we’re not friends

[Barn Kids @stock_show_kids]

cattle shows are made for arguing with your parents

[Cody H. Blaser @BOOMHAUER98]

God damn it @bobkitty66 you said it #TheseHoesAintLoyal https://t.co/ETA6HyyM7x

[Robert Wayne @bobkitty66]

My grandmother is the kindest and sweetest woman I know! Where can I find a girl like that?

[Cody H. Blaser @BOOMHAUER98]

#NewProfilePic

[Cody H. Blaser @BOOMHAUER98]

My crew leader is like that one kid in jr high that thinks hes a badass #childish

[Cody H. Blaser @BOOMHAUER98]

Does somebody want to take me in this weekend @ Beef Expo?......caussseeee i dont have a hotel lol

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Only in Iowa would you propose to your prom date through a cornfield.