Garrett

NDSU Alum | Aluminum Hater | Puck Knower | #1 Apple Valley insider | Chairman of Chodes, Inc. #ChodesCare

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

If your team isn’t in the College Football trailer you literally cannot speak to me #RollHerd

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@JOECOOLSKOL Prolly Stramel/Yurov, Gus, a first + something else

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Hey, is there any team with a recently acquired superstar defenseman that has an obvious need at center, a need which can be addressed by trading for one of that defenseman's closest friends?

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@PiosChuck @NHL_Muse Real and true!

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@bheintzskol A Larkin move probably solidifies your position with Quinn too.

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

People saying “he’s not a 1C” like we haven’t been trotting out Hartman at 1C for like 5 years now

[emily @inrossiwetrust]

Okay sure bill

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

If Larkin is truly on the way out Detroit’s phone should be ringing off the hook from a 651 area code

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@MNState0fHockey @sprcrw2 I don’t think you’d agree with anything remotely positive in terms of opinions about the program.

You were ready to fold the damn thing when Cooley was here.

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@MNState0fHockey @sprcrw2 The cool thing about saying a team won’t win anything is that an overwhelming majority of the time, you’ll be right. It doesn’t make you a prophet. Just makes you an asshole.

The program will be fine.

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@PiosChuck @Banksy56 Might be the best center you can move on at this moment, and a real good one at that. You make that move in a heartbeat

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@MNState0fHockey DU doesn’t have mystical resources. Their resource is Carle. UND’s NIL $$s aren’t huge. Sparty can’t make it out of a regional, and Michigan was like this before NIL.

Breathe a little.

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

This is actual footage of @dog59591

[Savage🥀 @ihysavage]

Mongolian horse archery skills

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@PiosChuck @Banksy56 Trading centers for centers while needing center depth.

I hate this chud franchise.

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@sprcrw2 @MNState0fHockey The team as it stands now is head and shoulders above where they were. You do not pay attention and clearly are not worth the time. Thanks for playing!

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

McCarthy FC tap in @Greeeeease

[Free 9 @kirkdonkadonk]

@ArifHasanNFL Explain this then..?

Isolating win probability between 30-70%, on 1st downs in the 1st or 4th quarter, and excluding turnovers, JJ McCarthy is statistically the best QB in the NFL.

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@PiosChuck @Banksy56 And then what do you offer for a 1C after that?

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@PiosChuck @Banksy56 Moving for Tkachuck would move you out of getting a 1C. You’re already going to raid the coffers bare to get a 1C as it is. If you get Tkachuck, you are thin at center and might as well fast forward to May of next year so you can make your tee time.

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@PiosChuck @Banksy56 If we trade for Tkachuck Billy should be sent to Gitmo for getting a position of need completely and utterly wrong but the others would be very nice!

[Garrett @BOOSKER414]

@PiosChuck @Banksy56 This is missing the point. But I get it, Billy G is infallible, I simply won’t speak out against him again!