Its 3 in the afternoon and my second vessel just combusted trying to heat up sake. There is a point where you think, "The universe does not want me to drink Sake this afternoon." I have not reached that point. #2020election#votehimout#bidenharris
If I could learn to actually love you, then you, George W Bush, can announce your support for Joe Biden. Stand with me and prove that itโs brave to be flexible and go against type. @georgewbush#georgewbush@thebushcenter@joebiden
In todayโs episode of Backwards World, less than 24 hours after we were burning down our cities, in the middle of a pandemic, NASA is launching two guys into space.
โIโll go ahead and...โ is the most idiotic way to provide an instruction ever! Stop saying it! โIโll go ahead and log on to Microsoft Teams.โ โIโll go ahead and blend my foundation using this brush.โ JUST STOP.
โI smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my directionโ
How are these lyrics not WHOโS THAT CASTING BEEFEATER STARES IN MY DIRECTION? ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ#quarantini#losingitYup
Donโt save your good olive oil because before you know it, thereโs a pandemic and the shit goes rancid waiting for your next dinner party. #iHateWhenThatHappens