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Raspberry Ketone is hitting the fitness world by storm!
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http://t.co/SBanCGRJ The worst part about blind dates is trying to find a restaurant with menus in braille.

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http://t.co/Y6BRo8Jl Open your eyes, people! The Three Little Pigs was written by bricklayers.

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http://t.co/NItTdsSM If Twitter icons have taught me anything it's that the male eye can spot cleavage at incredibly low resolutio

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I'm sorry that I'll never be as fun in person as I am in drunk texts. http://t.co/ulQBICYZ

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http://t.co/rmH4XwbT Motrin

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I think my vibrator has Parkinson's http://t.co/r6R1lSOt

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No, don't get up - how I greet people in wheelchairs http://t.co/b5UBQDij

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RT @tweetmeme 5 Minutes To Mastery — New Video On Using The Power Of Daily Rituals To Awesomefy Yo.. http://bit.ly/bzwtzy