𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝.

''𝐇𝐞𝐲, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐮𝐩 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫? 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤? 𝐈'𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜.''

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

https://t.co/iMMGiumt6a

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

He's back!

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"I'm here, hello morons"

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"Listen to me very, very carefully and very quickly! I've got a half kilogram of butter, a Starfighter waiting for in about 10 minutes, about 20,000 credits and 5 felonies

See you on Endor!"

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

@thesweetmedic ((Cayde my beloved

This man is an absolute idiot he needs someone to look after him))

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

@thesweetmedic ||What about grumpy moron who gets himself in too much danger||

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"You'll find out"
Finger guns-

[‍& ‍ 𝔇y'leen @ORDERSFINEST]

" what makes ya so sure ? "

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"For sure, you'll probably love it too"

[‍& ‍ 𝔇y'leen @ORDERSFINEST]

" i won't even ask what the function is because ya will show me regardless will ya ? "

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍◶ 𝐕𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐍 @vaykryze]

https://t.co/rVjBduwAnT

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"13 shots, along with a 'special' function"

[‍& ‍ 𝔇y'leen @ORDERSFINEST]

" your's probably heavier, looks heavier but for a gun it's pretty! "

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"AAAAAAAAAA"

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"It does look pretty cool
I like this one more"

[‍& ‍ 𝔇y'leen @ORDERSFINEST]

" t'fine. . allies then. . though i'll keep 'not your gun' it's pretty "

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"Listen, I've been shut off for a few months, I need to get my name back out there

And anyway, why wouldn't i leave one alive?

But first, which one is the most 'buddy buddy' with them all"

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

He's much more sentient than normal droids, so he might as well be classified as a person.

"Don't need programming, free thinking up in here

And I say..would you be against breaking their bones and throwing them into an incinerator?"

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"Fine...Allies, how about that"
Groan-

[‍& ‍ 𝔇y'leen @ORDERSFINEST]

" beauty of life i'suppose

friends ? mh, not sure i do those well enough, but we can try "

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

@ORDERSFINEST (("I don't care who you are"
"THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT-"
"Okay lmao"))

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"Maybe you think that, but my eternity is entirely optional, I can just..not continue if I wanted

You'll shrivel up and die and i'd get to watch

Or we could be friends if you don't shoot me"

[‍& ‍ 𝔇y'leen @ORDERSFINEST]

" and i should be scared now ? ", a little laugh.

" there is so much more that sees me that, than just some person with the curse of eternity, who wants to kill me. ya just someone ontop of another pile, sweetheart. "

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

@ORDERSFINEST ((Hazard "you're an idiot" roboboi))

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"Let me explain this to you

You kill me
I come back with a grudge

For I can just upload my consciousness to another me"

[‍& ‍ 𝔇y'leen @ORDERSFINEST]

" being non human doesn't make you less of a people "

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"Gladly, I need to buy parts for something..and call me Hazard, if you call me droid again I am going to shoot you-"

He has good reasoning, he finds droid quite insulting.

He might as well call her fleshbag.

[𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝. @BOUNTYHUNTING_]

"Not human, you'd gain someone hunting you down till you finally die"

[‍& ‍ 𝔇y'leen @ORDERSFINEST]

" mh. . had killed people before who said that. . . So what makes ya' so special then ? "