Daughter: Who was calling?
Me: It was just spam.
Daughter: What’s that?
Me: Someone was trying to sell us something we don’t need.
Sweet little 4yo daughter: You should answer and invite them over so we can attack them with swords.
I honestly didn’t see that one coming.
why does she look like she's a girl in a biker gang who accidentally falls in love with a surfer boy and creates an all out war between the two cliques