The Cobra

Evan Scott hater

[Afshine Emrani MD FACC @afshineemrani]

When you’re expelled from school but your dad is the Principal.

[The Cobra @BPChandicapping]

@LGsportsbetting Never mind...just saw the follow up

[The Cobra @BPChandicapping]

@LGsportsbetting I'm assuming that is OKC over Knicks? The matchup is currently around +1450 at my available books.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

The Dallas Cowboys wanted to sign RB Zack Moss, but the price “extended past their comfort point” per @GehlkenNFL

Moss signed a 2-year, $8M deal with the Bengals

(📸 via @SInow)

[David Hookstead @dhookstead]

J.K. Rowling faces a police investigation for refusing to call a man a woman.

The world has gone crazy. We're now at the point where the woke mob wants you in prison if you don't pretend men can be women.

This insanity must end. Do not to comply! https://t.co/ANx4rQCYI9

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

My parlay: ❌❌❌❌

Me:

[Harry Lock Picks @HarryLockPicks]

💥 BOOOOOOMMMMMMM 💥

We are just TWO steps from $1,000!!

Smash ❤️ if you're on this Lock Train.

An EASY first half cash, love it!

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

I really miss watching Pat White at West Virginia dude was a beast

[The Cobra @BPChandicapping]

@Super70sSports

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Wondering why all alcohol sales were stopped at Waste Management tonight @ForePlayPod

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Apparently Bron Bron is allowed to shove officials now?

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Hey look liberals!

A black security guard in San Francisco shot and killed a shoplifter!

The shoplifter was no longer a threat and was walking away!

And get this! The security guard isn’t going to be charged!

When is the riot? The protest? The outrage?

That’s what the fuck I thought. Hypocrites. Selective outrage cowards.

You don’t care about black lives. You care about white disdain.

Also, kudos to the security guard for having the balls to take out the trash. 🫡

[Adam Kaufman @AdamMKaufman]

One of the worst teammates you’ll find

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The NHL Is So Fucking Stupid For Putting Game 6 On Sunday Night At 10pm Instead of idk...ANY OTHER TIME ON SUNDAY https://t.co/ng3PnCuM9C

[Bloody Elbow @BloodyElbow]

Now we know why they call him 'Thug Nasty'.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This refrigerator from 1956 has more features than modern day fridges

[Chan @CjMumme]

Important stat to keep in mind this weekend…

Texas football is 8-1 following Taylor Swift's album drops dating back to 2006.

The Longhorns are -6.5 point favorites against Oklahoma State on Saturday. #Hookem🤘 #MidnightsTaylorSwift

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Biden’s mistake is that he thinks he was elected to transform the country, but actually everyone just wanted less drama

[Rob Vela @TheRobVelaJr]

Still waiting @CaesarsSports . Countless emails. Hours waiting on the chat. No response.

[Rob Vela @TheRobVelaJr]

Hey @CaesarsSports... Remember when you offered me an @NBASTORE gift card for betting a bunch of games?? Any status on that gift card? Would love it before the season is over...