Brandon Perry, PT, DPT

Physical Therapist @ St. Mary's HH

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

When Morgan Wallen said "I can't love you more than my hometown" I just couldn't feel that...

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

@Haley_Renee31 I love you ❤ and that's basically us now wym

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

@Haley_Renee31 WE did it! I love you! ❤

[Haley Perry @Haley_Renee31]

Literally @BPerry_DPT any time I’ve had a rough day or time

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

@Haley_Renee31 @ThorniestBerry RIGHT?! I still have the original

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

Lol all these kids thinking drivers license is sad never went through a Mayday Parade phase and it shows

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

Thought I was driving a bit fast, looked over & got smoked by a sorority girl w one foot in the seat red-lining a 2014 Kia Optima in 5th gear about to send an axle into orbit

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

@__cait26 They're training their mirror motor neuronal control while keeping an increased thoracic abdominal pressure to avoid LBP, obviously

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

one cannot simply out-simple the plan

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

Getting older is getting more excited to give a gift than receive one

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

Marshawn Lynch gets it.

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

My cat knows to lick the condensation off the window to see out've it... I am clearly the 2nd most intelligent creature in this home

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

Going to the rec & being a human movement specialist is an absolute nightmare when The Bois roll in

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

I'm really out here telling my patients how to take care of themselves like I don't sleep 4 hours & slam a 16oz Redbull on the way here

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

Find someone who will dry scoop preworkout w/you, then marry them

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

I wonder if gym bros know you can lift without a gallon of water and a compression wrap on every joint

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

With a million lies, the truth will rise to tear you apart

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

@alexisdaisey Simply unbothered by ✨death✨

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

I've gotten my doors blown off twice today by girls driving +95mph w/1 foot in the seat while drinking a coffee.. idk whether to be impressed or terrified

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

That bridge is gonna burn before you know, I can't wait to say I told you so

[Brandon Perry, PT, DPT @BPerry_DPT]

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Gods & Machines! Cleanest vocals in the metal game rn 🤟🏽

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

In desperate need of new gym music. Drop links. Bangers only!