BrunoCavelier

Cal Poly SLO 2019

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@ashleyesutter I will destroy you friend

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Imagine posting this on Instagram then asking everyone to respect your privacy

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@EmilyHillsinger Lets not call Jackson mean things now lol

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911 I’d like report a murder

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Being a business major is masking surface level knowledge with the word “clientele”

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The only way Joe wins is by going with the “this fool is a dumbass” method. It’s already working

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[BrunoCavelier @BPizzleBruno]

Braveheart
Dark Knight
Gladiator
The Godfather
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

[GOAT Movies 🎥 @GOATMoviePod]

#FilmTwitter Movie Question of the Day: What are 4 movie scores you love? I’ll start:

Tron: Legacy
Inception
Man of Steel
It Follows

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

Alex Trebek squared up against death itself and simply doesn’t give a fuck anymore. https://t.co/tiRRD2LmRZ

[BrunoCavelier @BPizzleBruno]

Absolute savage and an onscreen icon

[Eyes On Cinema @RealEOC]

“If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow the impulse. It might be something and if it ain't - take two!”

Happy 83rd Birthday, Jack Nicholson!

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Nursery rhyme name ass

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Notre Dame's Muffet McGraw announced that she is stepping down as women's basketball head coach after 33 years in the position.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

And the winner is...

The MLB on FOX fans voted Dodger Stadium, home of the @Dodgers, as the best ballpark in the NL West!

[All Things Comedy @allthingscomedy]

Which house are you picking? 📸 @chaselepard #quarantine

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

“Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw” is hilarious because it’s a movie that’s being presented by a different movie. More movies should do that. “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Presents: Matrix 4”

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

NEW: CA has 30,978 confirmed positive cases of #COVID19.

3,257 of those cases are in our hospitals. 1,196 of those patients are in the ICU.

CA -- please continue to take this seriously. Stay home. Practice physical distancing.

#StayHomeSaveLives

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Got a FaceTime from @bryancallen and gave’m the friggin’ biz

[Brendan Donley @brendandonley_]

2007

Bob Costas: "What is your favorite American expression?"

Ichiro: "August in Kansas City, is hotter than..."

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Breaking news: people stupid

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

This protestor in Huntington Beach is wearing protection against #COVID-19, while saying it is a lie.

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@stavvybaby @cameron_back8 @BrendanSchaub @bryancallen Sasso looks worse than I thought

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@WillIngram97 Let’s find Poppop dude

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Pop-Pop got that drip and I need a lesson

[Alisa the Writer 🐢 @the_alisa_renee]

My parents are 75 and 84. My son & I do frequent drive-by visits to make sure they have what they need. Today, I guess they needed to party.