Brandon Parker

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

What I would give for a horrific Thursday night football game right now

Jets v Cardinals where the score is 0-6 going into the half would go dummy right now

Or some MACtion, a Buffalo v Central Michigan game where I bet the over and there’s been 90 handoffs would cure me

[Brandon Parker @BPorkah]

This guy has softer hands than a babies bottom. @LukeClantonPGA @BarstoolTrent

[Brandon Parker @BPorkah]

@JSunrize @Elyasnoor01 @joshsteimle @nickshirleyy @elonmusk Retard is literally a derogatory word like any ethnic slur. Calling someone a title based on something they’ve had since birth is always “bad.” It’s rude to call someone ugly isn’t it?

[Brandon Parker @BPorkah]

@MikeyOver1 Wilson top 5 is prime ragebait and you know it Mikey

[Brandon Parker @BPorkah]

You inspired me @BarstoolBigCat

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

Chicago produced a Pope before a QB who throws for 4000 yards.

[Kenneth Dredd @KennethDredd]

Cope & seethe

[Brandon Parker @BPorkah]

@Q__Moneyz Bros beard is edged up so tight it must be affecting his brain

[Brandon Parker @BPorkah]

@Q__Moneyz Looks like you’re worst on you’re team here champ

[Brandon Parker @BPorkah]

@ONLYGOTDOPE @chiweethedog I literally drive a Pre Covid model 3 and the build quality is terrible. Internal paneling is lose, the screen in the middle wobbles

The software only works 70% of the time.

[Brandon Parker @BPorkah]

@BookitWithTrent 1st halves don’t matter and I forgot that tonight. I thought we were in the clear

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Gotta admit this one didn’t quite land since Elon is basically Co-President.

[Brandon Parker @BPorkah]

These members of congress getting a leg workout in with all this standing to clap and suck off Donnie

[Federal Student Aid @FAFSA]

Direct Loans, Pell Grants, and other federal student aid funds provided to individual students are not impacted by the Jan. 27, 2025, Office of Management and Budget guidance temporarily pausing federal financial assistance programs. We continue to award and disburse federal student aid.

[Brandon Parker @BPorkah]

@VivaLaStool @stoolpresidente @_willcompton @DUDEwipes I watched for 5 weeks and I don’t even care who wins now. What a waste of my time. Cry your way to the finals

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Gambling Duck

Must retweet to receive good gambling luck

[Brandon Parker @BPorkah]

@franciscellis hope you won that chess game during the Rocky viewing

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

.@TomScibelli was also at dinner with @MeekPhill_ and @ChrisKlemmer

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Cowboys fans would pay extra to sit in seats were they might get crushed to death by a piece of the stadium

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

Damn, villager tech might be an auto bet this weekend after seeing this